deusexhormones | Sixty-Seventh Explosion

[Voiced]
I know what some of you may be thinking: 'What is the SOS-Brigade? I mean I've of it being the most amazing thing ever, and I know this to be true, what what exactly is it? Who's a part of it other than that handsome and charismatic lead of theirs that I know about? How can I join?' Well today is your lucky day, because this is what the SOS-Brigade is all about! Read on!

[WRITTEN]
Spreading Excitement all Over the World with Haruki Suzumiya Brigade
Or SOS-Brigade for short.

The SOS-Brigade is looking for mysteries of the world. People who have experienced something mysterious in the past, have experienced something mysterious recently, or who plan on a mysterious experience in the near future should come to the SOS Brigade for them be solved.

That said, we only accept mysteries that are notable in nature, and reserve the right to reject your request at any time if it doesn't prove interesting enough. We also work to support the idea of there being excitement and fun even to be found in a world such as this, were jerkoff aliens seem to enjoy being annoying voyeurs. Additionally, we work with all our might to make depressing or boring people less of either.

We will make sure all of Luceti leads a fun and interesting life! An SOS on your boredom!

Current Members and Ranks
Haruki Suzumiya - Divinely-Inspired Overlord/Unquestioned Leader/Ultra-Detective/Ultra-Director/Chief
Rena Ryuuguu - Honorary Vice-Chief/Games Master
Usagi Tsukino - Deputy-Vice-Chief
Uriko Nonomura - Senior Member/Kenpo Expert
Arthur Dent - Senior Citizen Member
Hanyuu Furude - Honorary Member/Sweets Master
Alphonse Elric - Senior Member
Mystearica Aura Fende - Member/Token Mascot
Taichi Yagami - Honorary Member/Soccer Expert
Shinpachi Nagakura - Member/Historical Figure
Rika Furude - Member
Yuzuriha Nekoi - Member
~~Yuzu Tanikawa~~ Yoohoo - Member
Atsuro Kihara - Member/Computers Expert
Shion Sonozaki - Member
Miu Matsuoka - Member
Kyon - Useless Add-On Unit/Odd Jobs

EDIT:
Leon D.S. Gehste - Honorary Member/Sciences Expert

If you want to join, then please stop by the SOS-Headquarters in town (the one which has a huge sign advertising us on it) at any and all times! If I'm not there, Yoohoo or Rena will be. If they aren't, Atsuro will be. If they aren't, Rika will be. Hanyuu'll probably also be there.

[VOICE again]

Oi! Hermione! Get one over here and help take care of Sekai! Jeez. I'm sick of keeping track of this kid at home by myself! [Ignoring that Hermione has probably been doing just as much if not more for the egg. Haruki merely wants to keep both 'parents' together for sentimental reasons.]

Also! SOS-Brigade! We're going to be putting on a play - that same one - after Halloween and this time no delays what-so-ever! Expect your scripts at the meeting tomorrow unless you're an usher!

[I'll be putting up an OOC post with info on that... later]

[WRITTEN accidentally]
[This part is actually written off to the side of the current member list in the SOS-Brigade part. However, it's been crossed-out. Due to what Haruki was crossing out with, he thinks it's illegible, but on everyone else's journal it show show up as being just a few lines through them and while a bit hard to read, not overly hard if you try]

Itsuki Koizumi - Mysterious Member's Cousin
Rue - Anti-member
Kotori Monou - Honrary Member/Ultra-Cook
Leon D.S. Gehste - Honorary Member/Sciences Expert
Ritsuka Aoyagi - Member
Ahiru - Honorary Former Vice-Chief
Osaka - Member
Killua Zoldyck - Member/Ultra-Prankster
Misa Amane - Member/Fashionita
Zell Dincht - Member
Mai - Member
Excellen Browning - Honorary Senior Member
Kyonko - Useless Add-On Unit/Odd Jobs

....Dammit.

EDIT: Attention all members of the SOS-Brigade! Leon is back, and I expect all of you to give a customary greeting for your senior member!

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Really? Hn. What'd they do last year?

...A lot of things. There was people turning into ghosts and goblins and such, and then the whole village became like a giant haunted house. Then there was a maze in the center of town and the sky turned to night. Then all the water turned to blood and there was a big maze in the center of the village. Some people turned into vampires and started attacking other people...

[...And Misa died, but he neglects to mention a personal detail like that]

What? No way. That's insane!

Tell me about it. That's hitting up way too many tropes at once.

Was it interesting, at least? Keep you, and your obviously short attention span busy?

What's interesting about a maze with no exit? I mean the first part was okay, but the second part was like bad fanfiction!

When you look at it like that, nothing.

And what should I be looking at it like, then?

A terrifying adventure?

There's nothing terrifying about at big maze, it's just annoying: like something out of [Harry Potter] a children's book or something.

You know, Haruki, you seem to think everything that could be made fun is boring or annoying. Lighten up. Live a little. Go fishing.

Only if you go fishing with me.

Fishing has never really been my thing, but I guess I can give it a go.

Good, then let's get going!

Aie. Right now? I don't even have a fishing pole.

I've got three upstairs, you can use one of them.

Fine, fine. Where do you want to meet, Boss?

Let's meet at the north brigade. We can follow that to the lake.

All right. Sounds great. See you there~

[And boom. Shion Sonozaki is at the north bridge, waiting patiently. She has a picnic basket with her because there's no way she's going to go fishing without something to much on while she waits for fish that probably won't bite to bite.]

[You bring the tits and food, he's got the tacklebox and pols sometime later when he shows up with a big grin on his face and a straight up badass leather jacket over his shoulders-]

Hoy! Shion!

[Very pimpin', Haruki. Shion will raise a brow, smile, and then wave with her free hand.]

Took you long enough.

[You're so lucky to be on a date with him, Shion. Surely you know this. And he's going to smirk before handing her off one of the poles there]

I said they were upstairs. I had to look for a bit.

[It should be the other way around, boy. Shion doesn't go fishing with just any guy. She'll take the pole with a huff.]

Organization skills. Sounds like you need them. [She's teasing, of course, and Haruki should be able to tell by the wink she does.]

[Unf unf. Haruki is totally grateful, but still man. You got him to go along with someone else's plan]

Whatever. [And then a light huff before he's going to up and grab hold of her arm around the wrist there-]

C'mon, let's go.

[It's the boobs. They've given Shion the amazing power of persuasion.

She laughs lightly, obviously rather amused. She won't try to shake her wrist free.]

Then lead the way, Haruki.