Sixty-Seventh Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Voiced]
I know what some of you may be thinking: 'What is the SOS-Brigade? I mean I've of it being the most amazing thing ever, and I know this to be true, what what exactly is it? Who's a part of it other than that handsome and charismatic lead of theirs that I know about? How can I join?' Well today is your lucky day, because this is what the SOS-Brigade is all about! Read on!

[WRITTEN]
Spreading Excitement all Over the World with Haruki Suzumiya Brigade
Or SOS-Brigade for short.


The SOS-Brigade is looking for mysteries of the world. People who have experienced something mysterious in the past, have experienced something mysterious recently, or who plan on a mysterious experience in the near future should come to the SOS Brigade for them be solved.

That said, we only accept mysteries that are notable in nature, and reserve the right to reject your request at any time if it doesn't prove interesting enough. We also work to support the idea of there being excitement and fun even to be found in a world such as this, were jerkoff aliens seem to enjoy being annoying voyeurs. Additionally, we work with all our might to make depressing or boring people less of either.

We will make sure all of Luceti leads a fun and interesting life! An SOS on your boredom!

Current Members and Ranks
Haruki Suzumiya - Divinely-Inspired Overlord/Unquestioned Leader/Ultra-Detective/Ultra-Director/Chief
Rena Ryuuguu - Honorary Vice-Chief/Games Master
Usagi Tsukino - Deputy-Vice-Chief
Uriko Nonomura - Senior Member/Kenpo Expert
Arthur Dent - Senior Citizen Member
Hanyuu Furude - Honorary Member/Sweets Master
Alphonse Elric - Senior Member
Mystearica Aura Fende - Member/Token Mascot
Taichi Yagami - Honorary Member/Soccer Expert
Shinpachi Nagakura - Member/Historical Figure
Rika Furude - Member
Yuzuriha Nekoi - Member
Yuzu Tanikawa Yoohoo - Member
Atsuro Kihara - Member/Computers Expert
Shion Sonozaki - Member
Miu Matsuoka - Member
Kyon - Useless Add-On Unit/Odd Jobs

EDIT:
Leon D.S. Gehste - Honorary Member/Sciences Expert

If you want to join, then please stop by the SOS-Headquarters in town (the one which has a huge sign advertising us on it) at any and all times! If I'm not there, Yoohoo or Rena will be. If they aren't, Atsuro will be. If they aren't, Rika will be. Hanyuu'll probably also be there.

[VOICE again]

Oi! Hermione! Get one over here and help take care of Sekai! Jeez. I'm sick of keeping track of this kid at home by myself! [Ignoring that Hermione has probably been doing just as much if not more for the egg. Haruki merely wants to keep both 'parents' together for sentimental reasons.]

Also! SOS-Brigade! We're going to be putting on a play - that same one - after Halloween and this time no delays what-so-ever! Expect your scripts at the meeting tomorrow unless you're an usher!

[I'll be putting up an OOC post with info on that... later]

[WRITTEN accidentally]
[This part is actually written off to the side of the current member list in the SOS-Brigade part. However, it's been crossed-out. Due to what Haruki was crossing out with, he thinks it's illegible, but on everyone else's journal it show show up as being just a few lines through them and while a bit hard to read, not overly hard if you try]

Itsuki Koizumi - Mysterious Member's Cousin
Rue - Anti-member
Kotori Monou - Honrary Member/Ultra-Cook
Leon D.S. Gehste - Honorary Member/Sciences Expert
Ritsuka Aoyagi - Member
Ahiru - Honorary Former Vice-Chief
Osaka - Member
Killua Zoldyck - Member/Ultra-Prankster
Misa Amane - Member/Fashionita
Zell Dincht - Member
Mai - Member
Excellen Browning - Honorary Senior Member
Kyonko - Useless Add-On Unit/Odd Jobs

....Dammit.

EDIT: Attention all members of the SOS-Brigade! Leon is back, and I expect all of you to give a customary greeting for your senior member!

Comments

[Voice] She's so awful

[im-the-cute-one.livejournal.com]

I mastered the art of lolicon seduction techniques many years ago...

[Voice] And Haruki is fuel to this fire

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

As expected of the femme fatale-in-training of my SOS-Brigade! Keep at your work and eventually you will be renown all over this world!

[Voice] Haruki. WORSE THAN TELEVISION. strikes not thar

[im-the-cute-one.livejournal.com]

Soon!

I already had a pervert grab me today after I broke someone's egg.

[Voice] 1/2

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[!!!]

[Voice] NICE WORDING SUZUMIYA

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Oi! Who is touching my property?!

[Voice] Don't worry, it gets worse.

[im-the-cute-one.livejournal.com]

THE GUY WITH THE SMALL COCK!

[Yeah, she listened to that up there.]

[Voice] This thread has reached dangerous levels of awesome.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Hayato?! What's- I'll show that dumb mafia-wannabe to mess with the SOS-Brigade!

[Voice] Time for Miu to lie her ass off. 8D

[im-the-cute-one.livejournal.com]

I...I was just minding my own business, and this lady dropped her egg...and he came along and grabbed me, saying it was all my fault.

[Voice] 1/2

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Oi! What's that idiot doing man-handling little girls like that?! Jeez.

[Voice] Haruki doesn't buy that for a minute but even so-

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Wait. Did they have pink hair?

[Voice] Oh shit, Miu's busted.

[im-the-cute-one.livejournal.com]

I can't remember! He grabbed me before I made it to the bakery.

[Voice] He won't call her on her shit though. Maybe.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Huh. And you sought the protection of the giant there?

[Voice]

[im-the-cute-one.livejournal.com]

No, I ran home. I barely escaped with my life, but I used my seduction techniques.

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Spoken like a true femme fatale!

[Voice]

[im-the-cute-one.livejournal.com]

I think I lost seven hit points.

Regal isn't like the guy who grabbed me, though.

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Of course not, Regal's too classy.

[Voice]

[im-the-cute-one.livejournal.com]

[That's not what she was talking about, Haruki, but good of you to not catch up on it/ignore it.]

Why does everyone like their eggs so much, anyways? School is boring.

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it is. But it's school - I mean, if you're a Japanese, you have to go.

[Voice]

[im-the-cute-one.livejournal.com]

I don't go.

[OOC; Aaaand I just found out there are no sponsored accounts left, so Miu is stuck with fifteen faces. D: I had so many lulz worthy ones to show you.]

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Suuuucks. I would offer paid because she's amazing but I got some money things I should conserve and all, you know?]

...Then go. Tomorrow.

Re: [Voice]

[im-the-cute-one.livejournal.com]

[ooc; dsafdsaf. That wasn't hinting! DX If anyone ever did that to me, I'd feel really, really bad for having money spent on me.]

...No.

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[I KNOW but I adore Miu :C Even if she really needs to turn off the custome comments page *shot*]

Yes.

[Voice]

[im-the-cute-one.livejournal.com]

[What's a custom comments page? D:]

...No. I have things to do tomorrow.

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Then do them in the afternoon.

[Well like how this page here we're replying on is like this and wide but Miu's journal has the custom boxes and colors and such. I'm just nitpicky about them.]

[Voice]

[im-the-cute-one.livejournal.com]

...No.

[gfdasfd. How do I change that?]