deusexhormones | Sixty-Seventh Explosion

[Voiced]
I know what some of you may be thinking: 'What is the SOS-Brigade? I mean I've of it being the most amazing thing ever, and I know this to be true, what what exactly is it? Who's a part of it other than that handsome and charismatic lead of theirs that I know about? How can I join?' Well today is your lucky day, because this is what the SOS-Brigade is all about! Read on!

[WRITTEN]
Spreading Excitement all Over the World with Haruki Suzumiya Brigade
Or SOS-Brigade for short.

The SOS-Brigade is looking for mysteries of the world. People who have experienced something mysterious in the past, have experienced something mysterious recently, or who plan on a mysterious experience in the near future should come to the SOS Brigade for them be solved.

That said, we only accept mysteries that are notable in nature, and reserve the right to reject your request at any time if it doesn't prove interesting enough. We also work to support the idea of there being excitement and fun even to be found in a world such as this, were jerkoff aliens seem to enjoy being annoying voyeurs. Additionally, we work with all our might to make depressing or boring people less of either.

We will make sure all of Luceti leads a fun and interesting life! An SOS on your boredom!

Current Members and Ranks
Haruki Suzumiya - Divinely-Inspired Overlord/Unquestioned Leader/Ultra-Detective/Ultra-Director/Chief
Rena Ryuuguu - Honorary Vice-Chief/Games Master
Usagi Tsukino - Deputy-Vice-Chief
Uriko Nonomura - Senior Member/Kenpo Expert
Arthur Dent - Senior Citizen Member
Hanyuu Furude - Honorary Member/Sweets Master
Alphonse Elric - Senior Member
Mystearica Aura Fende - Member/Token Mascot
Taichi Yagami - Honorary Member/Soccer Expert
Shinpachi Nagakura - Member/Historical Figure
Rika Furude - Member
Yuzuriha Nekoi - Member
~~Yuzu Tanikawa~~ Yoohoo - Member
Atsuro Kihara - Member/Computers Expert
Shion Sonozaki - Member
Miu Matsuoka - Member
Kyon - Useless Add-On Unit/Odd Jobs

EDIT:
Leon D.S. Gehste - Honorary Member/Sciences Expert

If you want to join, then please stop by the SOS-Headquarters in town (the one which has a huge sign advertising us on it) at any and all times! If I'm not there, Yoohoo or Rena will be. If they aren't, Atsuro will be. If they aren't, Rika will be. Hanyuu'll probably also be there.

[VOICE again]

Oi! Hermione! Get one over here and help take care of Sekai! Jeez. I'm sick of keeping track of this kid at home by myself! [Ignoring that Hermione has probably been doing just as much if not more for the egg. Haruki merely wants to keep both 'parents' together for sentimental reasons.]

Also! SOS-Brigade! We're going to be putting on a play - that same one - after Halloween and this time no delays what-so-ever! Expect your scripts at the meeting tomorrow unless you're an usher!

[I'll be putting up an OOC post with info on that... later]

[WRITTEN accidentally]
[This part is actually written off to the side of the current member list in the SOS-Brigade part. However, it's been crossed-out. Due to what Haruki was crossing out with, he thinks it's illegible, but on everyone else's journal it show show up as being just a few lines through them and while a bit hard to read, not overly hard if you try]

Itsuki Koizumi - Mysterious Member's Cousin
Rue - Anti-member
Kotori Monou - Honrary Member/Ultra-Cook
Leon D.S. Gehste - Honorary Member/Sciences Expert
Ritsuka Aoyagi - Member
Ahiru - Honorary Former Vice-Chief
Osaka - Member
Killua Zoldyck - Member/Ultra-Prankster
Misa Amane - Member/Fashionita
Zell Dincht - Member
Mai - Member
Excellen Browning - Honorary Senior Member
Kyonko - Useless Add-On Unit/Odd Jobs

....Dammit.

EDIT: Attention all members of the SOS-Brigade! Leon is back, and I expect all of you to give a customary greeting for your senior member!

Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only

Well...you know it isn't nice to tell people their names are stupid. I know I'd be rather upset, at least.

[Haruki misses Musette. And Kotori who was associated with her]

Well duh! I mean as I'm the chief of the SOS-Brigade I should naturally be all but infallible!

What are you, an idiot? There's no way anyone likes being bored.

Oi! Haruki! Not every five-year-old was as disturbed as you at that age, and not every five-year-old could make it happen. If you think the Organization is losing it's touch, then maybe this next one isn't going to be as harmless as the last.

I've already been dragged to another world ~~on top of everything else your "cousin" has put me through in the last few months!~~ Can you blame me for wanting some kind of quiet while I try to adjust to all this?

Yeah, and it's another world which as a whole is probably smaller than your hometown! There's only like three hundred people here, tops.

Disturbed?! I was brilliant, obviously! And come on, every five year old is that inventive I was ju-

Oh... I must have missed this, um American holiday.

[...] And yeah, duh. It's Halloween.

~~And an alternate version of Haruhi Suzuiya who's a guy is here!~~

It's still another world that I got kidnapped into. There's a certain level of shock you have to deal with when things like this happen!

Mm. We should advertise it, though. Throw up some nice posters!

Better what? [Why are you so confusing, Haruki?]

Maybe. I'll just blame my genes for that. [Well, three or four inches in two years isn't horrible. Too bad he can't blame his species for his shortness; other Fellpools reach average height juuust fine.]

You're not shocked if you can argue like this, dumbass! You're making excuses!

Precisely! And then put Shion and Tear on advertising duty! Oh! And Al, to attract that crowd.

[/IGNORING that second part]

It's a celebration of scaring people or something like that. It's not a bad idea in theory, but the Organization were pretty much huge jerks about it.

Your name isn't stupid though. It makes perfect sense for someone like you. The point of a name is to suit the individual!

[Not to mention he looks like a midget next to both Senel and his bro here. But oh well-] Yeah, plus you're an alien. Making you a middle-range of height would totally ruin your image. You need to either shoot up in height to meet me or you need to remain short.

~~He's got me!~~

It's called "knowing your limits"! What? Do you think this sort of stuff happens to me every single morning or something? More like once a month, but really. Who's counting?

....I'm not even going to comment on what this stuff happening "once a month" could imply.

..What's that have to do with anything?

Well, thank you for saying that.

But maybe their names suit them from where they're from?

You don't get kidnapped every day, but here you deal with having been every single morning! As such, the shock factor wears off really, really fast and instead you start to think as this place as a new neighbor you live in until something mysterious happens, obviously!

S-scaring people? That doesn't sound like a very pleasant holiday.

Attract what crowd?

[And she isn't about to let up.] Haruki

The Organization likes that holiday for some reason, or at least they did last year. Actually, they have a penchant for a lot of American holidays.

The people that like cross-dressing, obviously!

[/STILL IGNORING]

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