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Haruki Suzumiya ([personal profile] deusexhormones) wrote2009-10-18 10:13 pm

Sixty-Seventh Explosion

[Voiced]
I know what some of you may be thinking: 'What is the SOS-Brigade? I mean I've of it being the most amazing thing ever, and I know this to be true, what what exactly is it? Who's a part of it other than that handsome and charismatic lead of theirs that I know about? How can I join?' Well today is your lucky day, because this is what the SOS-Brigade is all about! Read on!

[WRITTEN]
Spreading Excitement all Over the World with Haruki Suzumiya Brigade
Or SOS-Brigade for short.


The SOS-Brigade is looking for mysteries of the world. People who have experienced something mysterious in the past, have experienced something mysterious recently, or who plan on a mysterious experience in the near future should come to the SOS Brigade for them be solved.

That said, we only accept mysteries that are notable in nature, and reserve the right to reject your request at any time if it doesn't prove interesting enough. We also work to support the idea of there being excitement and fun even to be found in a world such as this, were jerkoff aliens seem to enjoy being annoying voyeurs. Additionally, we work with all our might to make depressing or boring people less of either.

We will make sure all of Luceti leads a fun and interesting life! An SOS on your boredom!

Current Members and Ranks
Haruki Suzumiya - Divinely-Inspired Overlord/Unquestioned Leader/Ultra-Detective/Ultra-Director/Chief
Rena Ryuuguu - Honorary Vice-Chief/Games Master
Usagi Tsukino - Deputy-Vice-Chief
Uriko Nonomura - Senior Member/Kenpo Expert
Arthur Dent - Senior Citizen Member
Hanyuu Furude - Honorary Member/Sweets Master
Alphonse Elric - Senior Member
Mystearica Aura Fende - Member/Token Mascot
Taichi Yagami - Honorary Member/Soccer Expert
Shinpachi Nagakura - Member/Historical Figure
Rika Furude - Member
Yuzuriha Nekoi - Member
Yuzu Tanikawa Yoohoo - Member
Atsuro Kihara - Member/Computers Expert
Shion Sonozaki - Member
Miu Matsuoka - Member
Kyon - Useless Add-On Unit/Odd Jobs

EDIT:
Leon D.S. Gehste - Honorary Member/Sciences Expert

If you want to join, then please stop by the SOS-Headquarters in town (the one which has a huge sign advertising us on it) at any and all times! If I'm not there, Yoohoo or Rena will be. If they aren't, Atsuro will be. If they aren't, Rika will be. Hanyuu'll probably also be there.

[VOICE again]

Oi! Hermione! Get one over here and help take care of Sekai! Jeez. I'm sick of keeping track of this kid at home by myself! [Ignoring that Hermione has probably been doing just as much if not more for the egg. Haruki merely wants to keep both 'parents' together for sentimental reasons.]

Also! SOS-Brigade! We're going to be putting on a play - that same one - after Halloween and this time no delays what-so-ever! Expect your scripts at the meeting tomorrow unless you're an usher!

[I'll be putting up an OOC post with info on that... later]

[WRITTEN accidentally]
[This part is actually written off to the side of the current member list in the SOS-Brigade part. However, it's been crossed-out. Due to what Haruki was crossing out with, he thinks it's illegible, but on everyone else's journal it show show up as being just a few lines through them and while a bit hard to read, not overly hard if you try]

Itsuki Koizumi - Mysterious Member's Cousin
Rue - Anti-member
Kotori Monou - Honrary Member/Ultra-Cook
Leon D.S. Gehste - Honorary Member/Sciences Expert
Ritsuka Aoyagi - Member
Ahiru - Honorary Former Vice-Chief
Osaka - Member
Killua Zoldyck - Member/Ultra-Prankster
Misa Amane - Member/Fashionita
Zell Dincht - Member
Mai - Member
Excellen Browning - Honorary Senior Member
Kyonko - Useless Add-On Unit/Odd Jobs

....Dammit.


EDIT: Attention all members of the SOS-Brigade! Leon is back, and I expect all of you to give a customary greeting for your senior member!

[Voice]

[identity profile] im-the-cute-one.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
[That's not what she was talking about, Haruki, but good of you to not catch up on it/ignore it.]

Why does everyone like their eggs so much, anyways? School is boring.

[Voice]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
Dumbass woman.

[Voice]

[identity profile] pinkribbons.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
[She's sensing this is going a bit too far...] Sheez, you don't need to get like that about it.
inabook: (With Judith)

[personal profile] inabook 2009-10-19 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
Of course not. It's for yourself, right?

[Voice]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it is. But it's school - I mean, if you're a Japanese, you have to go.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I'll send Rena to look for that. She's good at finding things in piles anyway.

[A pause there before a snort:] Yeah, you missed a lot of stuff. The Organization is loosing steam. The last experiment was a body-switch.

[Voice]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
[... ...]

Whatever! Sheesh!

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
Precisely! The works of the SOS-Brigade are for the benefit of the SOS-Brigade!

[Voice]

[identity profile] im-the-cute-one.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
I don't go.

[OOC; Aaaand I just found out there are no sponsored accounts left, so Miu is stuck with fifteen faces. D: I had so many lulz worthy ones to show you.]
prayingone: (you better get used to it)

[voice]

[personal profile] prayingone 2009-10-19 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
[/troll troll troll]

It... is hard to be bored whenever you're up to something.

[Why so tsundere, Haruki.]

Voice

[identity profile] ahappylie.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
Obviously. Still, not pleasant to think about is it? When we're all dead.

[identity profile] book-of-chaos.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
Rena? [He pauses to glance back at what Haruki had written -- and he notices the edits.] You didn't need to do that, Haruki.

"The Organization"? [When he was last around, they sure weren't calling the Malnosso "the Organization."] Glad I missed that experiment.

Voice

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yes, but it's like a few hundred years in the future. Failing alien abductions, alternate timelines, robots, or alternate dimensions everyone would be dead.
Edited 2009-10-19 07:57 (UTC)

[voice]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Why so trolly, Shirley]

Obviously. The will of the charismatic can bend the backbones of everyone around them!

[Voice]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Suuuucks. I would offer paid because she's amazing but I got some money things I should conserve and all, you know?]

...Then go. Tomorrow.

Re: [Voice]

[identity profile] im-the-cute-one.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ooc; dsafdsaf. That wasn't hinting! DX If anyone ever did that to me, I'd feel really, really bad for having money spent on me.]

...No.

1/2

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Rena, your new vice-chief. She was a normal member of the Brigade back when you were around the first time, but the one here now is a different one from back then. No memory of that time. She's living with me, so she'll find it.

[A grunt, and then he nods sagely-] Yeah, the Organization. S'what John calls them, anyway, and "Malnosso" is a stupid name anyway.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
[And now the more important part:] Course I did! It's a new vital member of the SOS-Brigade returning from extended hiatus!

Voice

[identity profile] ahappylie.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
...

[Laughing]

Oh, Haruki-kun. You certainly have an interesting imagination.

Voice

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
Imagination nothing! This place is solid proof that all of those are real!

Voice

[identity profile] ahappylie.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
Well, in a way, I suppose so. But I haven't met any aliens yet.

[identity profile] book-of-chaos.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
No memory? [He'll have to meet her again, but he did have a conversation with her the first time she was in Luceti.] Strange how I've consistently remembered this place each time I returned.

[He nods slowly at the information. He'll definitely need to catch up on a few things around here...] "Extended hiatus," you say. I'm surprised you didn't call me out on AWOL.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
Well it's just that, isn't it? No matter how many times Leon shows up he always remembers! What's more, he won't forsake his comrades when he returns, so AWOL or not it's more or less a hiatus for practical purposes!

[Voice]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
[I KNOW but I adore Miu :C Even if she really needs to turn off the custome comments page *shot*]

Yes.

Voice

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
There's a bunch of people not from Earth. Even if they're humans, they're still aliens.

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