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Haruki Suzumiya ([personal profile] deusexhormones) wrote2009-10-18 10:13 pm

Sixty-Seventh Explosion

[Voiced]
I know what some of you may be thinking: 'What is the SOS-Brigade? I mean I've of it being the most amazing thing ever, and I know this to be true, what what exactly is it? Who's a part of it other than that handsome and charismatic lead of theirs that I know about? How can I join?' Well today is your lucky day, because this is what the SOS-Brigade is all about! Read on!

[WRITTEN]
Spreading Excitement all Over the World with Haruki Suzumiya Brigade
Or SOS-Brigade for short.


The SOS-Brigade is looking for mysteries of the world. People who have experienced something mysterious in the past, have experienced something mysterious recently, or who plan on a mysterious experience in the near future should come to the SOS Brigade for them be solved.

That said, we only accept mysteries that are notable in nature, and reserve the right to reject your request at any time if it doesn't prove interesting enough. We also work to support the idea of there being excitement and fun even to be found in a world such as this, were jerkoff aliens seem to enjoy being annoying voyeurs. Additionally, we work with all our might to make depressing or boring people less of either.

We will make sure all of Luceti leads a fun and interesting life! An SOS on your boredom!

Current Members and Ranks
Haruki Suzumiya - Divinely-Inspired Overlord/Unquestioned Leader/Ultra-Detective/Ultra-Director/Chief
Rena Ryuuguu - Honorary Vice-Chief/Games Master
Usagi Tsukino - Deputy-Vice-Chief
Uriko Nonomura - Senior Member/Kenpo Expert
Arthur Dent - Senior Citizen Member
Hanyuu Furude - Honorary Member/Sweets Master
Alphonse Elric - Senior Member
Mystearica Aura Fende - Member/Token Mascot
Taichi Yagami - Honorary Member/Soccer Expert
Shinpachi Nagakura - Member/Historical Figure
Rika Furude - Member
Yuzuriha Nekoi - Member
Yuzu Tanikawa Yoohoo - Member
Atsuro Kihara - Member/Computers Expert
Shion Sonozaki - Member
Miu Matsuoka - Member
Kyon - Useless Add-On Unit/Odd Jobs

EDIT:
Leon D.S. Gehste - Honorary Member/Sciences Expert

If you want to join, then please stop by the SOS-Headquarters in town (the one which has a huge sign advertising us on it) at any and all times! If I'm not there, Yoohoo or Rena will be. If they aren't, Atsuro will be. If they aren't, Rika will be. Hanyuu'll probably also be there.

[VOICE again]

Oi! Hermione! Get one over here and help take care of Sekai! Jeez. I'm sick of keeping track of this kid at home by myself! [Ignoring that Hermione has probably been doing just as much if not more for the egg. Haruki merely wants to keep both 'parents' together for sentimental reasons.]

Also! SOS-Brigade! We're going to be putting on a play - that same one - after Halloween and this time no delays what-so-ever! Expect your scripts at the meeting tomorrow unless you're an usher!

[I'll be putting up an OOC post with info on that... later]

[WRITTEN accidentally]
[This part is actually written off to the side of the current member list in the SOS-Brigade part. However, it's been crossed-out. Due to what Haruki was crossing out with, he thinks it's illegible, but on everyone else's journal it show show up as being just a few lines through them and while a bit hard to read, not overly hard if you try]

Itsuki Koizumi - Mysterious Member's Cousin
Rue - Anti-member
Kotori Monou - Honrary Member/Ultra-Cook
Leon D.S. Gehste - Honorary Member/Sciences Expert
Ritsuka Aoyagi - Member
Ahiru - Honorary Former Vice-Chief
Osaka - Member
Killua Zoldyck - Member/Ultra-Prankster
Misa Amane - Member/Fashionita
Zell Dincht - Member
Mai - Member
Excellen Browning - Honorary Senior Member
Kyonko - Useless Add-On Unit/Odd Jobs

....Dammit.


EDIT: Attention all members of the SOS-Brigade! Leon is back, and I expect all of you to give a customary greeting for your senior member!

[voice]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Iunno, people do haunted houses at cultural festivals all the time, and those are pretty fun sometimes. Most of them are lame, admittedly, like most horro movies, but still.

[identity profile] sos-chorus.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Then how about giving me time to get used to it before dragging me off into a club! I mean even Haruhi waited a couple days before--

[Clams up. He really didn't want to bring her up right now.]

Voice

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
A name should be a universal message like flowers, sake, or money!

Voice

[identity profile] ahappylie.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? What is Haruki-kun's name a message of?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Suddenly, louder, more defensive:] And who cares what she did?! There's no point in waiting for things like that! None at all!

[identity profile] therealmion.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? Hn. What'd they do last year?

[identity profile] sos-chorus.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[And that just gets him more defensive:] I care! That's who! Excuse me if I find it slightly disturbing to get dragged into an alternate dimension only to find someone running the exact same group as Haruhi and then get dragged into that without preamble when I barely know what's going on!

What am I doing?!

[identity profile] book-of-chaos.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[processing, processing...]

I'm not allowed to be average height because I'm an alien?

[identity profile] themoonuplifts.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
How about we cross-dress Kyon? I'm sure he'd lure them in better than Alphonse could!

Come on. Tell me.

[voice] Why the hell did it take me so long to think up a response

[identity profile] flower-of-hell.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh Rena sees that crossed out list but she won't make much mention of it for not wanting to upset Haruki. INSTEAD...]

What kind of play, Haruki-kun?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
We are not the exact same! It's not like that at all! Idiot! Moron! Leecher! Scum!

[voice] idek know man :C

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
A Journey to the West, obviously! There's been setbacks when we've tried to put it on before, but as my backup director, you need to be on your toes about it.

OOC: What is this?! I don't even know!

[identity profile] sos-chorus.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
The logo's the same! The name is only different by a syllable! There's even the same mission statement! I'm sorry, but you can't blame me for not being able to wrap my head about this and--[Gees, he sounds pissed]--if I'm a leecher and scum, then I'm just not going to even bother you with my presence anymore!

Whoever's taken control of my brain, I'd like it back now!

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
...A lot of things. There was people turning into ghosts and goblins and such, and then the whole village became like a giant haunted house. Then there was a maze in the center of town and the sky turned to night. Then all the water turned to blood and there was a big maze in the center of the village. Some people turned into vampires and started attacking other people...

[...And Misa died, but he neglects to mention a personal detail like that]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
No way. He's boring looking, it's too lame to even try.

[/IIIGNOREEEE]

Voice

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Dammit this is where I wish I could look up the kanji in it. None of the novels ever get into it. Oh well-]

Something amazing, obviously. Strength and solidarity.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
No, because you're a cat-boy. Cat-boys need to be tall an imposing or they need to be small and cute.

Voice

[identity profile] ahappylie.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a very good name, indeed.

[voice] Me neither. Rena's being uncooperative again.

[identity profile] flower-of-hell.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
You can count on me, Haruki-kun! It'll work this time for sure!

It's like Sighs all over again! *shot*

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's- that's- his town gets even more defensive there, but he's getting close to a breaking point there:] Absolutely not. You don't get a say in the matter! I forbid you from leaving!

[identity profile] therealmion.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
What? No way. That's insane!

[voice] Sucks man. ilu Rena :C

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Precisely! We're the SOS-Brigade, so obviously it'll all work out in the end!

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell me about it. That's hitting up way too many tropes at once.

[identity profile] themoonuplifts.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
What about Shinpachi?

Haruki, Haruki, Haruki, Haruki, Haruki. Answer me, or I'll go ask other people.

Only more amusing! <3

[identity profile] sos-chorus.livejournal.com 2009-10-19 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Give me one good reason why I should listen to you! Sorry, Haruki. You don't have that kind of authority over me. I'm part of Haruhi Suzumiya's Brigade, not Haruki Suzumiya's.

I'm screwed! What am I doing? It's not like the guy actually did anything wrong! He didn't even manhandle me like Haruhi does! He's just being pushy! Whoever's controlling me, I'd like my body back, thanks!

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