deusexhormones: (The Sighs)
Haruki Suzumiya ([personal profile] deusexhormones) wrote2009-08-01 07:42 pm

Fifty-Second Explosion

[Voiced]

...Oi, any of Bunny's friends. Rena, porcupine, Shiki you too if you guys didn't notice yet. Usagi Tsukino's staying over at my place for a few days. If she's staying here she probably doesn't want to be bugged but whatever.

You know maybe I should hit up those other ones again... Celes and the othe- oh! Rika! Let's go out and get some lunch later today! You don't got any notable lines anyway so you don't need to practice like the rest of the Brigade, so let's go out this afternoon! Oh and Mitsuru when is my stage gunna be done?

[...Pause, grunt] Oi! Rikku! Now's long enough! Let's make good on out bet! Meet me outside House #10. I'll be waiting this morning to make it snappy!

[Action]

[And true to his word, Haruki has kidnapped Shiki's usual spot of late. Namely, he's going to be on the porch of House #10 all morning reading a book or something. Anyone is free to run into him for whatever reason; housemates, Brigaders, random other people walking down the street... go for it.]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
She's a member of my Brigade, idiot.

[identity profile] silentfirefly.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[She'll be blaming the stress on this outburst.] I don't about your stupid little group baka. Just let me tell you if Usagi-san gets hurt I will blame you. Is this understood?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Stupid li- you moron! I don't care about your stupid skirt Brigade or your deep bonds or any of that crap either! I'm telling you that she is a member of my Brigade and therefore the idea that she's going to get hurt here is stupid.

[Filtered because Senshi business is private -_-]

[identity profile] silentfirefly.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
St- Stupid skirt Brigade?! Do you have any idea what we truly are, what Usagi-san is? Do you even understand what we have done for the world, for people like you?! The bond I have with Usagi-san is something that you cannot understand.

[Filtered to respect their wishes]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Do you know how much I don't care about your stupid, vaunted, idealistic, moronic, supposed bond?! Do you know how much I don't give a shit about the fact that she's obviously a Senshi?! Bunny is my friend, you jackass, and I'm going to look after my friend.

And if you bond is do deep or whatever then why don't you just go razz her boyfriend?! Moron.

[FUCK you people. He's sick of this shit for trying to be a friend. Slamming his book shut]

[Filtered- good.]

[identity profile] silentfirefly.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
[... Hey! She wasn't finished at yelling at him!

She's going to hunt him down I think. Watch out for a pissed of teen with a Glaive, coming your way Haruki.]

[Action]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[He's chillin' outside his house if you really want to be a bitch like that]

[Action]

[identity profile] silentfirefly.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Hmph. She's just making sure Usagi's safe. It's the least she can do for her princess.

She'll be standing there, staring a hole into you.]
You shut the journal on me. That was rather rude. [No entirely angry, but there's annoyance simmering there.]

[Action]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
You're being a moron. I don't need to put up with that.

[GLARE]

[Action]

[identity profile] silentfirefly.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? I believe you were the rude one first. [COOL GLARE BACK]

I just need to know one thing. Then I will go.

[Action]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
And I believe you're a pretentious idiot who needs to go take a shower or something and lighten up.

...Whatever. Shoot.

[Action]

[identity profile] silentfirefly.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
If you had to, if there was nothing else that you could do, would you die for her? Is she important enough to you, that you are willing to give your life so she is safe? [Answer carefully, but quickly please.]

[Action]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[GLARE] What the hell sort of question is that?! I'd save her life and mine, you moron.

Re: [Action]

[identity profile] silentfirefly.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
It's a yes or no question! Just answer it! [Gritting her teeth and tightening her grip on the Glaive to stay in control]

Would. You. Die. For. Her? If there was nothing else, would you let your life be taken so she would be safe? Yes or no.

[Action]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
It's not a yes or no question you moron! It's never that clean-cut and if it is then you're not doing something right! Will I risk my life?! 'Course! But if one person dies then the solution isn't what it should be!

[Action]

[identity profile] silentfirefly.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't it?

Fine, I shall rephrase it. Will you defend her to the point of death?

[Action]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[..This is a pause]

I'm not some psycho like you people. But I just said she's a member of my Brigade.

[Action]

[identity profile] silentfirefly.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Psycho? ... I see... [Her eyes just go blank and she takes a small step back. Ouch that kinda hurt... apparently her loyalty is psychotic... oh...

She shakes her head sadly]
Just, please, please don't let anything happen to her. Hate me if you want, but all I want is Usagi-san safe. Just please, promise me she'll be safe. I know she's a member of you Brigade, but please just promise me.

[Action]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[GRUNT and then he's going to look to the side now. Fucking serious people]

What, am I supposed to make a blood pact or something? Give you a pound of my flesh? 'Course she will.

[...sigh] I promise. Jeez.

[Action]

[identity profile] silentfirefly.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Well it is a serious topic...

She nods once, closing her eyes and exhaling]
Thank you. [And turn and she's walking away so you can have your peace back.]

[Action]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Damn paramilitary skirt-wearing magical girls...]

[Action]

[identity profile] silentfirefly.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Stupid brigade chiefs that don't full understand the importance of the Princess and belittle what the senshi do...]