Forty-Eighth Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Voiced]

...Y'know, there's been a lot of kidnappings lately, hasn't there? I mean there's been bigger drop-offs before and such, but in the last week or two there's been a lot. Thing is, I mean I hadn't been here all that long last summer but I seem to remember something similar happening last summer. I don't think we had a calender though so I'm not sure if it's the exact same time or anything.

...Whatever. Stupid aliens.

[Pause, grunt, and then some clothes rustling] Doesn't look like rain today.... Oi! Rena! Shiki! Porcupine! Any and all members of the SOS-Brigade! Summer's no good if you don't enjoy it properly, so in the absence of a public pool we're going swimming at the main lake! [Another pause, and then a sigh] When it warms up or something. It's still muddy-looking outside.

...Jeez. [And then there's the sound of some clothes rustling again before he stands up and clicks this thing off]

Comments

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

I'm sure Al won't mind, maybe. We'll have to ask him about it.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Damn straight! And then you probably have some magic thing which can help.

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure if I do.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Oh come on. Jeez. You're like some sorta super-hero-team or something, right? What with the skirts and deep bounds and wands and stuff. I wanna say Senshis.

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

Sailor Senshi, actually. A-And I fight monsters and stuff, heal people, I really don't think I have anything magical that could help out.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

What, you can't even make an explosion or make people less tired or anything?

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

I guess I could make people less tired, but the explosions and stuff wasn't my thing.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

What about making things vanish or moving the ground or something?

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

Nope. I mean, I guess I could blow up the ground... but it's kind of taxing and more reserved for taking care of baddies. Not to mention it's been over a year since I used it, and I might hurt someone!

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Who cares, there's only like... four or five guys which could be your villains here. They're by and large either chicks that wear too much make-up or trannies, right? [...Going with Senshi cliches now]

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

Err.... Well... That's not exactly right.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Then what?

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

I mean... [Puff, pout pout pout.] Nothing.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...Com'on, you won't even tell me about your villains?!

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

What do you want to know about them?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...Nah, sounds boring. If you can blow stuff up that'd help with digging the pit for it.

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

Good, because I wasn't going to tell you anyway. And I won't be able to blow too much up, like I said it really does tire me out quickly.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...Jeez. [...THAT'S IRKSOME HE'S FINE WITH SECRETS NORMALLY BUT THIS IS USAGI]

Whatever, it'll still be useful.