deusexhormones | Thirty-Second Explosion

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Oi, McKura! Hanyuu too, 'cus I think you're back sorry I haven't visited, busy... You're gunna help me out on a project of mine, got it?! And no complaints! Good! I'll get your plot overviews to you today!

...Anyone seen Leon around? I know he hides a lot but jeez now he's gone missing or something when I told him we were gunna hang out. He's got two days to be seen and/or respond to this before I bust down his door. Alright?

Oh and if anyone sees a girl named "Haruhi Suzumiya" she's some slider whose taken my form but made it female; ignore her. But don't hurt her or anything; jeez.

[Written // For the SOS-Brigade + Shinpahi and Hanyuu // 85% Unhackable]
ALIGHT SOS-Brigade, I should have delivered to you all a plot-summary by now as well as bios of each of the main characters! I know you're all dying to know, so here's what all your roles are! Everyone's gunna perform to the best of their abilities, alright? Oh, and I'll be needing help setting up the outfits and such. Bunny, Al, you're on duty to help me with that, and no making out under my watch, got it?

Ahiru! I expect you over to help me finalize the script itself, alright?!

Non-Role Positions
Haruki Suzumiya = Ultra-Director, Lead Set Designer, Producer
Ahiru = Co-Director
Leon = Special Effects Manager

Leads
Bunny = Xuanzang/Sanzo
Uriko = Son Goku
Zell = Hakkai (+assistant set designer)
McKura = Gojyo (+manual labor)

Villains
Hanyuu = Gyumaoh
Excel = Various demons (+Kougaiji)

Other
Al = Hakuryu (+special effects guy)
Tai = Various demons
Kyonko = Various minor demons (+various menial tasks)

Got it? Excellent! Let's make this the best show ever.

[...Please forgive me, because my knowledge of A Journey To the West, despite actually owning (translated) versions of the novel/poem thing itself at my house is superficial at best and in order to put on a play he's putting on an incredibly abridged version. Please note I'm also using the Japanese readings of the names as opposed to the Chinese versions because #1 they look more sensible to all of us and #2 to make a bad Saiyuki-based joke. This is the same reason Kougaiji is even included in this. Gyumoah too. So yeah, my apologies to anyone who is actually familiar with the original work as a disclaimer. This thing won't be much like it at all, lol. Much like Saiyuki it'll have a superficial resemblance as well as namejacking

Lol long OOC comment.]

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Alright, fine, what is it?

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Hahaha, when did I get in on this?

Alright, I can help with that. ~~Maybe we will just to annoy you for a change.~~

I thought I got out of being in the play, though!

Excellent! I expect you two over a least three or four hours a day. I've got all the drawings for them in order but I need people to help me put it together.

That's why you're Hakuryu [...The lead aka Bunny's horse if he read the bios, lol. Hakuryu being only a footnote in there] obviously!

You're gunna help me with this play 'cus otherwise you're just gunna be lazy and not do much of anything like some old guy. I'm even givin' you a good role if you're familiar with A Journey to the West.

Also you're gunna help me step of the stage ... please.

I don't know how to sew or anything, you know, but I'll help how I can.

Does that mean I have to piggy back her around the stage?

I have a village-wide game to help with. You should appreciate my acceptance of this offer, Haru-kitsu. Hehehehe.

That's a good boy. Alright, I'll help ya out.

Village-wide game? Who's trying to take me Brigade's thunder this time?!

...But that's more like it, McKura.

Even an idiot can sew. Didn't you have to learn it in middle school or something? Jeez.

Piggy? Nah, I was thinking you on all fours. Dunno if you can handle that though...

We stopped going to school years ago to focus on our alchemy studies. And it was a little hard to sew for me when I was younger.

Not happening. I'm not going to do it.

A younger, more energetic planner. It looks like you're losing your knack for things in your old age.

Not a problem.

...Seriously? Jeez. Oh well, guess that alchemy stuff's better than books anyway.

Fine the give her a piggyback. Hell, carry her princess-style if you want. You're her boyfriend, right? Sure you can do that much; it's why I gave you the role. 'Sides, being a horse you'll naturally have a mask on anyway.

I'm sixteen, y'damned geezer. Not going to be old for long time.

It took priority over other things.

Can't I just do special effects instead of being stuck as a horse? ~~This is almost as bad as the time I traveled crammed in the back of the train with all of those sheep...~~

Sixteen used to be middle-aged, you know.

Not in my era, gramps. People live to a hundred these days.

Yeah, well, it's awesome so that's okay.

You can do both, right? Not like Hakuryu is a stressful role.

It depends on how ridiculous you're making this mask you mentioned.

Heh, who'd wanna live that long? You can't do shit when you're that old.

No, you're doing the role either way as a member of the Brigade. No excuses.

But you need to see to do the effects well, right? Basic stuff; you can't look too flashy after all.

They give plenty of options to old folks these days actually. Modern medicine and all that.

I'd die of boredom.

Right.

Right! So I'll be expecting the best damn dragon/horse performance ever.

...Same, actually. Though by then I hope I got ... Well grandkids-or-something-to-bug-me-or-something. [This trails off into a blushing quick-talk after a while]

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