Thirty-Second Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Voiced]
Oi, McKura! Hanyuu too, 'cus I think you're back sorry I haven't visited, busy... You're gunna help me out on a project of mine, got it?! And no complaints! Good! I'll get your plot overviews to you today!

...Anyone seen Leon around? I know he hides a lot but jeez now he's gone missing or something when I told him we were gunna hang out. He's got two days to be seen and/or respond to this before I bust down his door. Alright?

Oh and if anyone sees a girl named "Haruhi Suzumiya" she's some slider whose taken my form but made it female; ignore her. But don't hurt her or anything; jeez.

[Written // For the SOS-Brigade + Shinpahi and Hanyuu // 85% Unhackable]
ALIGHT SOS-Brigade, I should have delivered to you all a plot-summary by now as well as bios of each of the main characters! I know you're all dying to know, so here's what all your roles are! Everyone's gunna perform to the best of their abilities, alright? Oh, and I'll be needing help setting up the outfits and such. Bunny, Al, you're on duty to help me with that, and no making out under my watch, got it?

Ahiru! I expect you over to help me finalize the script itself, alright?!

Non-Role Positions
Haruki Suzumiya = Ultra-Director, Lead Set Designer, Producer
Ahiru = Co-Director
Leon = Special Effects Manager

Leads
Bunny = Xuanzang/Sanzo
Uriko = Son Goku
Zell = Hakkai (+assistant set designer)
McKura = Gojyo (+manual labor)

Villains
Hanyuu = Gyumaoh
Excel = Various demons (+Kougaiji)

Other
Al = Hakuryu (+special effects guy)
Tai = Various demons
Kyonko = Various minor demons (+various menial tasks)

Got it? Excellent! Let's make this the best show ever.

[...Please forgive me, because my knowledge of A Journey To the West, despite actually owning (translated) versions of the novel/poem thing itself at my house is superficial at best and in order to put on a play he's putting on an incredibly abridged version. Please note I'm also using the Japanese readings of the names as opposed to the Chinese versions because #1 they look more sensible to all of us and #2 to make a bad Saiyuki-based joke. This is the same reason Kougaiji is even included in this. Gyumoah too. So yeah, my apologies to anyone who is actually familiar with the original work as a disclaimer. This thing won't be much like it at all, lol. Much like Saiyuki it'll have a superficial resemblance as well as namejacking

Lol long OOC comment.]

Comments

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[2ndunitcaptain]

Alright, fine, what is it?

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Hahaha, when did I get in on this?

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

You're gunna help me with this play 'cus otherwise you're just gunna be lazy and not do much of anything like some old guy. I'm even givin' you a good role if you're familiar with A Journey to the West.

Also you're gunna help me step of the stage ... please.

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[2ndunitcaptain]

I have a village-wide game to help with. You should appreciate my acceptance of this offer, Haru-kitsu. Hehehehe.

That's a good boy. Alright, I'll help ya out.

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[sing-thrush.livejournal.com]

Alright, I can help with that. Maybe we will just to annoy you for a change.

I thought I got out of being in the play, though!

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Excellent! I expect you two over a least three or four hours a day. I've got all the drawings for them in order but I need people to help me put it together.

That's why you're Hakuryu [...The lead aka Bunny's horse if he read the bios, lol. Hakuryu being only a footnote in there] obviously!

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[sing-thrush.livejournal.com]

I don't know how to sew or anything, you know, but I'll help how I can.

Does that mean I have to piggy back her around the stage?

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Oh come now, waifu, you know it's badass.]

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

[isthefootsteps.livejournal.com]

Y-you want me to play a-a villian, that is so?

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Hey, Hanyuu! Good to hear from you!

And hell yeah. Those... things on your head -- [Keeping secret, sorta] make you perfect for the role!

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[isthefootsteps.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry I didn't get in contact with you sooner, that is so.

Hauuauuauuauuauu, I don't like getting in front of people...

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

Why am I Goku?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

'Cus that suits you perfectly.

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

HOW?

[alchemielemon.livejournal.com]

...Ok, I'm fine with Kougaiji but...why am I the various demons?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

In case we need extra people to feel different roles. Thought you'd fit the bill well.

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[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

I have no problem helping out, but I'm kind of not all that great at sewing or anything. And, you know, uh. Never mind.

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Even an idiot and sew things together. 'Sides, you've patched me up tons of times.

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Totally! Glad you agree!

[Good, because you just got casted as the 80time-sinner pig-man-demon-thing]

[mutsukabezaka.livejournal.com]

It's not that strange, you know.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

When they have matching hair and eyes and look the same as you did when you became a chick for an experiment here?

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[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

Demons?

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Well duh!