deusexhormones | Twenty-Ninth Explosion

What, the king of amusing himself is down for the count, Haru-kitsu? I guess that puts me in the lead.

[Annoyed sigh/grunt thing here and then a muttering of words]

What was that? What was that, Haru-kitsu?

This is boring. All these things going on now and this work.

How about joining some of us other bored folks in thinking up something entertaining to do?

It's still all cold out and everyone's all distracted.

Not all of us. There was a certain Yankee looking guy and a group looking for something to do.

Yankee looking guy?

He's got one of those western hats!

Huh. Which ones, you're kinda ancient and all.

There was this guy on our wanted list, Sakamoto Ryouma, he wore one just like it. I can't remember what it was called.

Oh. Didn't know the guy wore a hat, huh.

Get it now?

Well I guess so. That guy's called a visionary these days 'cus I was a fan of the 'States and such, so it was prolly a cowboy hat or something.

He's got a memorial museum I think, and prolly a airport or train station named after 'em too.

Probably that. Anyway, that's the guy.

[Damn, and he wanted to harass McKura with the future. ...Oh well]

...Whatever.

Well, that guy and some of the others are just as bored as us and we need to solve this.

...Yeah, might be an ideas.

Do you have any?

Maybe a few, iunno.

Alright, shoot.

There is a school here, that is so?

Huh? Duh, where have you been?

Aaau... I've been with Rika, that is so!

...Well yeah, there's a school. Jeez. Kiddo like you oughta be going.

O-oh?

I've never been officially in a school, that is so. Should Rika and I be going to it?

...Wait. You haven't been to school?

How old're you?

{give her a minute, she's trying to remember what's she's trying to pass for}

Auuauu... Twelve, that is so!

Th'hell's a twelve year old doing having never gone to school?

Yeah, it's boring, but still, you oughta' go. Good way for kids to make friends and such.

Ah, oh, um - I was homeschooled, that is so!

I'm not even sure where it is, that is so.

Anyone shown you around town yet? Jeez. --Actually, what's your name?

Not... exactly.

A-ah, Hanyuu Furude, that is so!

Hanyuu eh? Weird name.

Well I, HARUKI SUZUMIYA, DIVINE OVERLORD OF THE SOS-BRIGADE would be willing to show you around.

Weird?

A-an overlord? A-a-auuauu... I-i would appriciate that very much, that is so!

Jeez, I guess home-schoolers are all timid.

Right then! You know anywhere in town so I could have a starting point to pick you up?

Ah, I know where the general store is!

...There's a lot of those, but that's as good'a place as any!

I'm bored anyway; you free now?

Well, I'm staying in House 32, that is so. Is that any easier to find?

Ah, I think so!

Either one's fine for me, what'd you prefer?

It might be better to meet at the house, that is so. That way we don't go to two separate places.

Right, then I'll pick you up.

Okay! I'll be ready, that is so!

{ooc; fff, comment log or a loglog?}

[... Uh, up to you, really, but I tend to forget about log-logs sooner and then neglect them and I've got plans today and tomorrow so I've been in and out. Given I just replied to your Valentine's thing too... maybe we should just assume this one (them walking around town, Haruki being awesome, her being moe) and just do the Valentine's one? [/lame]

{that works perfectly, actually. xD }

...Need help?

With this? Nah, this is easy. Just boring.

Schoolwork usually is.

[Just annoyed groan thing here]

Come on now Haru-boss, the sooner it's done the sooner you can do something else.

Yeah, yeah.

Don't sound too excited now.

This is boring.

Sorry.

Bored now that you're a boy again?

Leon. Gimmie your notes.

It's not that hard to catch up in the classes, Haruki.

Yeah, my my hands busted.

Second oldest excuse in the book. [There's the sound of flipping pages.] Well, okay. Just don't get used to it. Once your hands are unbusted...

Right, right. This stuff's easy anyway, I just haven't been able to make notes myself.

Then why do you need my notes? [He doesn't really sound convinced.]

'Cus I can't make my own, duh.

It's not that bad though there isn't really much to do.

The damn aliens need to make up their minds.

Aliens?

Yes, the damn aliens that run the show here.

You think the Malnosso are aliens...riight.

Well what else would they be? Jeez.

Oh I don't know, people maybe?

Don't you read anything? If they're abducting people from other planets than they're clearly aliens, duh!

I'm pretty sure it's possible for people to abduct other people from other planets too.

Sure it's possible, but it doesn't happen like that! Sheesh.

Except for the fact that it has happened before.

Then they obviously weren't going about things the right way.

Besides, anyone from a different planet is an alien. So there's lots of aliens here.

I meant before this, but you've got a point. We're all aliens.

[ooc: ...I love Haruki.]

No, everyone not from Earth is an alien, which is awesome.

What I wanna know if why there's so many human-aliens.

[...Pfft, thanks. The real thing it's easy to forget is that he's really smart]

Um in case you haven't noticed, this isn't "Earth".

[well yes. I think I just like seeing the elements of Haruhi in Haruki even though they're the same save for gender...idk just take the compliment Zero =(]

Yeah, but Earth is where I'm from and it's really boring and ordinary, so people from other planets have to be the aliens while everyone from Earth are the normal people. Duh..

[...Pfft I will. He's fun]

So what, I'm not a normal person? Thanks.

[pfft, good. He's fun to stalk]

Dude, you're not from Earth? Awesome. What's it like?

Um, which world do you want to hear about?

[...you are his new toy, Roxas]

All of them!

[...damnit. Oh well]

Okay which one do you want to hear about first, 'cause there's a lot of them?

[and unfortunately he'll have to wait because I need to leave for my last class. later skater]

Whichever one if the least cool so you can build up to a climax, duh!

Least cool is probably my home. It was literally called The World That Never Was.

....You're right, that sounds lame.

Not even gunna ask there, got any better ones?

Halloween Town, Olympus Coliseum, Twilight Town...I can name enough, but they're all pretty basic. People, weird customs, you know. [sorry Haruki Roxas won't give up info that easily]

Oioioi! Explain them, idiot!

Halloween Town's just what it sounds like; a world solely focusing on the holiday of Halloween. Coliseum had the fighting arena, the underworld, Hades, Cerberus, you know, mythology. Twilight Town...my information wouldn't be valid.

Dude, I'll never go to that place anyway, so you might as well explain it.

Twilight Town, it's perpetual twilight twenty-four hours a day. There're different shops around, lots of houses too. The trolly runs through the middle of town so people can get from place to place but there's also the train station that can take people out to the beach and over to Sunset Hill. There's a big mansion in the back woods, and the clock tower's a favorite place for people to climb up and sit.

But that's about it. If you want better detail you should find Sora and ask him, he's been to loads of worlds.

I wasn't asking about some Sora guy, I was asking you. Jeez, you don't need to be all evasive about that. I'll ask this Sora guy later!

...Though twilight all the time. Huh. Sounds like it'd get boring.

I'm just saying for more accurate information it'd be best to ask Sora. Or even Riku would know. More detail anyway.

I suppose it could be, but I was only there for a little while.

Yeah, yeah, and I'm tellin' you I don't know these people! Sheesh, grow a backbone.

So, Halloween town... there a Christmas town?

...

Forget it. Go ask somebody else.

Oi, oi, oi!

'Least gimmie your name. You're introducing this Sora guy before yourself; that's just lame and rude and makes you look gay.

[...Pfft sorry]

...what?

[ooc: ....pffhahahaha.]

It.

Makes.

You sound like.

A faggit.

So what's your name?

You're not used to being told no, are you.

[This is yelled, the manly way!]

Of course not! I am Haruki Suzumiya, the divinely appointed overlord of the SOS-Brigade! If you accept the word 'no' then you're not being manly enough!

...[here, have a Nobody laughing at you.]

[This is the glare of God. You might feel the air becoming thicker around you. Maybe]

[nope sorry, we don't care much] You can't be serious.

Damn right I'm serious!

You're insane. "Divine overlord".

Whatever man, I just want your name.

Tch. Roxas.

Now dear, you're certainly creative. I'm sure you can think of something else to do with your time, once your work is finished.

...Right.

..wait.

We gotta go to school in this place?!

Apparently. If you don't meet some Sage woman than you might escape though.

Gotta remember to avoid her, yo. I ain't doin' homework in a place like this.

...You know it might help you, man.

Help me what?

Learn to speak properly, for one thing.

The hell? I speak jus' fine! Whatchu talkin' 'bout, punk?!

You're the one that looks like some punk, idiot.

I ain't no idiot!

We'll see whossa punk when I go over there and beat yo' face in!

...You don't even know where I am, idiot. Or my name.

Tch. I'ma just go 'round til I find some headband wearin' punk.

...Whatever.

It's not that bad... You could be hunted by scientists and tested on...

...Been there, done that.

Did they turn you into some weird, messed up hybrid thingy?

I don't think the Malonoso would do that here.

Oh right, you're a werecat. I thought you said that was natural?

It is, but they picked ME to try and figure it out...

...Okay, that sucks for you.

All I've had is my skull drilled into. [...Yes, like a drill into his skull to probe his brain]

Twenty-Ninth Explosion

Like you can really avoid him

Oh snap

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ttly didn't forget.

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I KNOW THIS IS LATE GUUh.

IT'S OKAY~!

Excellent! thanks.

<3 Not a problem~

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t-totally didn't forget

Lol, I've had time issues anyway

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