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Haruki Suzumiya ([personal profile] deusexhormones) wrote2010-04-24 03:13 pm

Ninety-Third Explosion

[Voice // Public]

[To start, there's a bit of clearing of his throat. He pauses before going on without abandon-] Alright! Some, many, of you will have by now witnesses out recent advertising campaign by now, correct? [Referring to Mikage and Naoki] That is to say, the famed SOS-Brigade! Many of you have been now seen the flier that my secretary produced, and as such there is no obligation to give us any introduction even for the ignorant, but in favor of those who might not be able to read, I shall generously provide one anyway-

We, the Spreading Excitement All Over the World with Haruki Suzumiya Brigade come to you with a simple but eloquent purpose! Namely, the SOS-Brigade is looking into the mysteries of this world! People who have experienced something mysterious in the past, have experienced something mysterious recently, or who plan on a mysterious experience in the near future should come to the SOS Brigade for them be solved! This offer stands open to any of you! It is impossible to miss out HQ in the square of town, so step forward there if you have such a mystery for us to look into! After all, such a think is necessary in order to ensure that people live a worthwhile life.

Besides this, after seeing out operations I'm sure that many of you are eager to join up, right?! Well, those of you are are, please step forward now! This includes any that saw the fliers, any who desire a greater point in existence, and you too Garnet! Speak up!

[SIDEBAR: If you character is expressing interest in joining the Brigade I have given certain characters free reign to come in and "question" them about their goals in relation to the Brigade and such, so there might be some threadjack by those ones. If you're really not okay with this for some reason please just say so in the initial comment or something]

[Voice // Filtered Adell, Usopp, and Hugo // 85% Unhackable]

Adell. Hugo. [Rohan was ruled out, and those other ones won't do, right? Vash is that broom and he thinks he heard something happened to that guy... maybe. Either way, he's a broom. The other two are pirates so- oh fine he'll throw a bone to one of them-] Usopp too. I need to talk to the three of you about something of paramount importance.

[Voice // Filtered to Winry // 60% Unhackable]

...Oi, Winry. How's your arm? [He had said that they were going to start planting now/soon, after all, but if her arm's too busted up then there might not be a point, right? She couldn't enjoy it... He's already gotten the materials needed, of course, but-

And for the record Haruki is affected, it's just not in this post itself. In the threads his thoughts will be signified with red brackets.

EDIT:]
[Voice // Public]

Oh and old blue guy! Catherine! I got something I wanna talk to you about!

[identity profile] savedbyasmile.livejournal.com 2010-04-26 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
...does this...happen a lot?

The journal reading minds...?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-04-26 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[...] Nah, this is probably just the newest experiment.

[identity profile] savedbyasmile.livejournal.com 2010-04-26 03:49 am (UTC)(link)


I...I see.

Um- I-I'm sorry to bother you...I took a flier? F-from Mikage-san? A-and I-I told him I wanted to help... I-is there anything I can do? ...to help you?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-04-26 04:29 am (UTC)(link)


Oh? A flier from Mikage is it? Well then, you still wanna help us, right?

[identity profile] savedbyasmile.livejournal.com 2010-04-26 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
U-um...yes...

[Why is he calling her that. She's not moe...is she?]

If you still need help.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-04-26 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Hah! If that's the case, then you can be the newest member of the Brigade!

[identity profile] savedbyasmile.livejournal.com 2010-04-26 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
...I don't have to do anything...? Training or...signing up...?
Edited 2010-04-26 05:12 (UTC)

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-04-26 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Well, might as well to an interview, right?

Name!

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-04-26 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Alright then, Hinata. What talents do you have other than moe?

[identity profile] savedbyasmile.livejournal.com 2010-04-26 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
[WHY IS THAT A TALENT]

Um... [Okay sound more confident, prove you aren't moe, Hinata.]

I-I'm a Chuunin level ninja of Konohagakure...I can use my family's bloodline technique...um... I-I'm okay with chakra control...

I guess I can cook... Or did you only want to know about professional things...?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-04-26 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oi oi oi oi! Is that to say that you're a moe ninja that can cook and has some kinda inherited bloodline talent?

[identity profile] savedbyasmile.livejournal.com 2010-04-26 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
...I...

W-well, there are lots of ninjas in Konohagakure...and all Hyuuga can use the Byakugan, so...

...yes?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-04-26 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
And what's the Byakugan, to clarify?

[identity profile] savedbyasmile.livejournal.com 2010-04-26 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
Y-yes, you're right.



When I activate it, I can see the chakra pathways of living creatures, through objects and the surrounding area...it's used a lot in intelligence work.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-04-26 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
[... Oh. Oh. Now this is interesting. He smirks a little more] You any good at making tea, out of curiosity?

[identity profile] savedbyasmile.livejournal.com 2010-04-26 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
...I don't know if I would say I'm good at it.

I do know how. I think my level of skill depends on your tastes, maybe...

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-04-26 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Moe. Ninja. Tea. Cooking. Ninja. And now that he's looking at the picture, cool looking eyes to go along with said moe. Thus, the smirk becomes more pronounced and-]

Well then, there's only one more obligation you ought to know.

[identity profile] savedbyasmile.livejournal.com 2010-04-26 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[You are making her very nervous, Haruki.]

Y-yes?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-04-26 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
The Brigade's got one single an undeniable truth; an edict, if you will. That's the only ones, but it's one which absolutely defies resistance: that the orders of the Brigade chief - that is to say myself - are absolute. All associated peoples will trust in my wisdom to lead them onto great existence!

[identity profile] savedbyasmile.livejournal.com 2010-04-27 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
...U-um, I'm sorry.

I d-don't think I should join. M-my village leader is already here...s-so I only f-follow his orders.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-04-27 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Oi, what a moment, wait a moment! That sort of thing is fine! Obligations to the Brigade an obligations to family of course force the other party to put family first, right? And when it comes to ninja, their loyalties are not to family so much as they are to clans, then the lord that hires them, and then I suppose in this instance to the village leader. As such! A village leader is like a father in law, so it doesn't matter!

okay i've posted this comment like five times now

[identity profile] savedbyasmile.livejournal.com 2010-04-27 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Damn it Haruki she used up all of her allotted spine just to refuse up there AND NOW SHE CAN'T DO IT AGAIN.]

I...

Y...yes. Okay. S-so long as...Hokage-sama's orders come first.

Only got notiffs for two times here

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-04-28 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
[...HAHAHA. Victory!]

Alright! That's what I was waiting for, Hinata!