Eighty-Second Explosion

[deusexhormones]

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[Alright so there is now SOS-Brigade meeting today, despite it being a school day. No, Haruki canceled it at school. Instead, there is a sign on the front of the Brigade HQ today. It urges people to come in, clearly:]



[For those that follow into the HQ, you will find it TRANSFORMED. The main big table has been moved to one side and many smaller tables have been put up. The bakery has been raided so there are some sweets on the larger table, as well as a working tea pot and some other stuff. There's also an ice box with a tub of ice cream and... some other stuff. Candles, flowers, you know. Most importantly there is Haruki Suzumiya in this uniform, here to be at your service with a cool smile.

Clearly, you want in on this shit. He will be the nicest guy ever. Because he is acting like a good butler]

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[fyulong]

[It's hard not to miss the sign if one is passing by, so after a moment's curious wondering about just what the bottom line means, Mikage's wandering in to see what the deal is.]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Turn and... oh look, there's a customer. He pauses in his polishing of a tea cup, sets it down lightly, and gives a nice formal bow to the new entering guy]

Welcome, young master.

[fyulong]

[Young master? Nobody's ever called him that before.]

Uh... what?

[mutsukabezaka.livejournal.com]

-Haruhi might be too busy being a right proper butler to notice that Rohan's walking with a cane. But he's sure to catch that scowl.-

What the hell are you doing, Haruki?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[A good butler never misses anything!! But his face almost goes to match Rohan by default but no, no, he told himself he wouldn't break character. He smiles politely and-] Merely running a new branch establishment of the SOS-Brgiade.

[mutsukabezaka.livejournal.com]

Is that right? Well these sort of things do make money hand over fist. Catering to the lonely female otaku market, hmm?

[mermaidofnoel.livejournal.com]

[Looking at you curiously, Haruki. That's a pretty sign though!]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Damned right it is. As Razette enters though, he bows lightly and respectfully like] Welcome, young miss.

[pinkribbons.livejournal.com]

[In comes Yuzu, wearing this (http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/4/45429/1074402-desu_midori_large.png) outfit, carrying a 'magical staff' which is a stick decorated with a large star, ribbons, and glitter, and a tiara. Because she is now also Queen of Bel.

Naturally, her reaction to seeing Haruki is -]

What are you wearing?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

A suitable outfit this establishment. [Wait no that was a little too snappy. He bows lightly and respectfully and when he rises-] Though I must say that your outfit truly brings out your figure, young miss.

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[prayingone]

[Normally, Shirley doesn't meddle around much in the SOS Brigade's affairs -- but that sign doesn't sound like Haruki at all. So she's going to poke her head in the Brigade to check it out.]

... what are you wearing, Haruki? [Nevermind the fact that she's still wandering around in her too-big Alliance Marine uniform.]

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Just a suitable outfit- [Turn and... light greeting bow, even a smile. But that outfit... somehow it feels familiar but he can't place it. As such he just shrugs it off as he stands all all handsomely like-] for this humble establishment, that is.

[herotypical]

[Cafes are great places to sit back and reflect on all these brand new Watcherly thoughts, so Buffy steps in after having read the sign.

She's wearing a rather unfashionable amount of tweed--the mainstay of any Watcher worth her salt. She looks around, hoping for easy access to some tea.]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Tweed? Awesome. Of course, there is a boy here in a nice suit there pouring some tea right as she walks in. For her? For someone else? Well, that's up in the air. Either way, as she comes in she gets a polite and respectful bow before-]

Welcome, young miss.

[amazingasa1ways.livejournal.com]

[A cafe run by Haruki? Gangster (http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/27218.jpg)!Mitsuru has to admit that she's curious, so she takes a cautious step inside.]

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[...WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD IS THAT OUTFIT does it include the gun]

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Welcome, young miss.

[MUST BE... POLITE.]

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

[Taichi was coming to ask Haruki for some advice about stuff, but uh, he totally just got distracted]

...dude, what is this?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Washing a tea cup...]

It's a new branch establishment of the SOS-Brigade.

[galddigger.livejournal.com]

[Like any good dictator, Anise over here will be checking on the local-run businesses to see if they're to her tastes appropriate and and catering to her people's needs well. Or something. Well, if she decides that she doesn't like it, Tokunaga can close it down, no problem.]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[And as soon as she's inside he smiles and politely as God-] Welcome to our humble establishment, young miss.

[synthesice.livejournal.com]

[It's not like KAITO goes to school or anything, so he wouldn't know it's canceled, but it's not like he needs to go to the meetings very often anyway. He just happens to be around the shops at this time and notices the sign. It's more than enough to catch his attention, so he peeks in.

....there are no words.]

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[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[And Haruki turns and- ...Wait KAITO, is he a customer?]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[...No, he can't be, because Haruki is his producer]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[And that means-]

Oi, Kaito, get in here and do some mood music.