The logo's the same! The name is only different by a syllable! There's even the same mission statement! I'm sorry, but you can't blame me for not being able to wrap my head about this and--[Gees, he sounds pissed]--if I'm a leecher and scum, then I'm just not going to even bother you with my presence anymore!

Whoever's taken control of my brain, I'd like it back now!