deusexhormones | Fifty-Second Explosion

[Voiced]

...Oi, any of Bunny's friends. Rena, porcupine, Shiki you too if you guys didn't notice yet. Usagi Tsukino's staying over at my place for a few days. If she's staying here she probably doesn't want to be bugged but whatever.

You know maybe I should hit up those other ones again... Celes and the othe- oh! Rika! Let's go out and get some lunch later today! You don't got any notable lines anyway so you don't need to practice like the rest of the Brigade, so let's go out this afternoon! Oh and Mitsuru when is my stage gunna be done?

[...Pause, grunt] Oi! Rikku! Now's long enough! Let's make good on out bet! Meet me outside House #10. I'll be waiting this morning to make it snappy!

[Action]

[And true to his word, Haruki has kidnapped Shiki's usual spot of late. Namely, he's going to be on the porch of House #10 all morning reading a book or something. Anyone is free to run into him for whatever reason; housemates, Brigaders, random other people walking down the street... go for it.]

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No way! Rena and me are gunna strip you guys dry! After all, she is my vice-chief and I'm the infamous overlord of the SOS-Brigade!

[NOT PEDO. Clearly]

[THIS IS NOT HELPING YOUR CASE, HARUKI.]

Fufufu, we'll see about that.

See nothing! A new member and an older member have no chance!

You shouldn't doubt our skill with games, Haruki.

You shouldn't doubt my skills either, Rika.

I don't.

[...GLARE. He's tsundere and he's not sure what to say to that so he's going to GLARE ~~or well it's more like a pout~~ by default]

Edited 2009-08-04 03:06 (UTC)

[SMIIIIIIILE. Take that, you silly tsundere.]

[BLUSH ~~this is not helping the pedo. Not at all~~]

Whatever!

[God, Haruki, you damn pedo. Here, have another smile, but of a different kind. One that, if you blush at it, it better be from embarassment. Plus, you seem like you need to lighten up lately, too. You've totally got a dramu cloud following you.

Have a retarded sounding "Niipaa~" as well.]

Miihaah~!

Edited 2009-08-04 03:56 (UTC)

[...OKAY THAT MAKES HIM SMIRK. But Haruki Suzumiya is always serious, so after a bit of that he's going to hit her lightly on the head]

Jeez! What's with that?

You're too serious lately. You can't have fun with your friends if you can't smile with them!

You're one to talk, you hag!

[...Wait did he just slip out hag? At a nine year old?]

... Hag?

[GG Haruki.]

[...Shit. He can't say it without blowing her cover so he sulks into silence again...]

[Good boy, Haruki. You're still getting the "....." stare, though.]

[...Fortunately, there is now the wait-staff is back with the sandwiches]

[Yaaaay, sandwiches. After hers gets set down, she gets right to work with eating it.

Mmm. Sammiches.]

[...He's going to take one big bite there before steering this back to a logical conversation]

Why didn't you get Hanyuu a two-piece?

[...totally logical]

[... Yes. Logical.]

She wouldn't wear it.

You did though.

[ANOTHER BIG BITE AFTER THAT]

I never wore one before. I wanted to try it out.

[This sandwich is badass. ~~And this thread is making me hungry. At 2AM. Dammit~~ 8|]

Huh, really? Looked good on you; probably'll look better once you fill out more.

[This is so badass ~~JUST AS PLANNED~~ and not pedo]

... Hmph. [IRRITATED BITE. Take it as you will, but during the one time she became an adult in Luceti, she ... definitely wasn't "filled out". So disappointed ):]

[IT'S OKAY. When you go home Haruki can merge your and his dimensions together and then you can get big tits there because he wants you to. Then you can show up to his wedding as a fifty year old. .... And/or become his mom. ~~...Shit timeline wise that's actually vaguely possible~~

Still, badass bite]