deusexhormones: (Lost and damaged)
Haruki Suzumiya ([personal profile] deusexhormones) wrote2009-07-11 02:47 pm

Forty-Seventh Explosion

[Written // Private // 75% Unhackable]

...Love really sucks, doesn't it? It's still a total waste of time and it makes no sense and it hurts and this is stupid. Jeez. This place sucks even more though. I've only been here a year and I might as well have aged six. ...This sucks. This really sucks.

[Voiced]

Oi! Luceti! Did you all enjoy Tenabata?! Expect you wishes to come true in sixteen or twenty-five years! After all, Altair and Vega are respectively twenty-five and sixteen life-years from Earth, and seeing as how it's an Earth holiday even if the stars are different here I'm sure the message'll beam in the same amount of them. And that's according to the theory of relativity! I'm sure Orihime and Hikoboshi can ignore that stuff. I mean they're gods, right? It's like a two for one deal! 'Sides, no rain at all. I'm sure they had a nice romantic night back then.

[...He pauses here. He seems to consider saying more, and then makes a malcontent sigh] Yeah. A really good night for them, I'm sure they'll listen. Walter, Rika, Shiki, Angel, all you guys, I'm sure it'll come true. Maybe Altair's even closer here. [And then he grunts and shuts the journal]

[Action // For Neku in particular]

[It is about midnight. House #10 is supposed to be all peaceful and quiet now, right? WELL NOT SO. Haruki Suzumiya is quite awake and he's got a mission in mind. A mission that prompts him to knock on Neku's door at this ungodly hour. If he doesn't answer he'll just open it on up too]

[Voice]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
...Jeez. I mean if you ask for something like "I want a car" why would two people having a love affair even listen to you? If you asked for something more like wanting to meet a car that turns into a giant robot, then sure it's better like that!
knightofratatosk: (Derpface)

[Voice]

[personal profile] knightofratatosk 2009-07-15 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Do things like that really exist?

[Voice]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
It's like a boat but on land and smaller.
knightofratatosk: (Smile)

[Voice]

[personal profile] knightofratatosk 2009-07-22 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I wonder if the Malnosso have any here in Luceti. I mean, they've got spaceships, right?

[Voice]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-22 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Who said they have space-ships? Don't you think they'd get off this rock if they did?
knightofratatosk: (Curious)

[Voice]

[personal profile] knightofratatosk 2009-07-22 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Then how else would they get to all of the different worlds to kidnap people?
knightofratatosk: (Derpface)

[Voice]

[personal profile] knightofratatosk 2009-07-22 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
... I don't think the Malnosso could fit through something like that.

[Voice]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-22 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Wormholes, dumbass! As in rips in space an time!
knightofratatosk: (Uh what)

[Voice]

[personal profile] knightofratatosk 2009-07-24 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Um...

[This is Emil not getting it.]

[Voice]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-24 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
What are you, an idiot or something?
knightofratatosk: (Annoyed)

[Voice]

[personal profile] knightofratatosk 2009-07-24 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not an idiot! I've just never heard of a wormhole before, that's all.

[Voice]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-24 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Moron! That kinda excuse is that?!

....It's like a rip in time and space. It's a big tunnel thing that gets people quickly form one point to another.
knightofratatosk: (Droopy)

[Voice]

[personal profile] knightofratatosk 2009-07-24 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
We didn't learn anything about space at all in school. I'd never even heard of spaceships before I came to Luceti.