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Haruki Suzumiya ([personal profile] deusexhormones) wrote2009-07-11 02:47 pm

Forty-Seventh Explosion

[Written // Private // 75% Unhackable]

...Love really sucks, doesn't it? It's still a total waste of time and it makes no sense and it hurts and this is stupid. Jeez. This place sucks even more though. I've only been here a year and I might as well have aged six. ...This sucks. This really sucks.

[Voiced]

Oi! Luceti! Did you all enjoy Tenabata?! Expect you wishes to come true in sixteen or twenty-five years! After all, Altair and Vega are respectively twenty-five and sixteen life-years from Earth, and seeing as how it's an Earth holiday even if the stars are different here I'm sure the message'll beam in the same amount of them. And that's according to the theory of relativity! I'm sure Orihime and Hikoboshi can ignore that stuff. I mean they're gods, right? It's like a two for one deal! 'Sides, no rain at all. I'm sure they had a nice romantic night back then.

[...He pauses here. He seems to consider saying more, and then makes a malcontent sigh] Yeah. A really good night for them, I'm sure they'll listen. Walter, Rika, Shiki, Angel, all you guys, I'm sure it'll come true. Maybe Altair's even closer here. [And then he grunts and shuts the journal]

[Action // For Neku in particular]

[It is about midnight. House #10 is supposed to be all peaceful and quiet now, right? WELL NOT SO. Haruki Suzumiya is quite awake and he's got a mission in mind. A mission that prompts him to knock on Neku's door at this ungodly hour. If he doesn't answer he'll just open it on up too]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Like how some people are from weird places or have crazy super powers or some of the neat stuff that happens!

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You get to know them! You throw parties and generally search around!

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
'Course it is! I mean we are the best club ever.

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[identity profile] secondinnis.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I see!

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[identity profile] secondinnis.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
[And finally she is done stalling.]

Um...why did you say that 'love sucks'?

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[GLARE. Instant, powerful fucking bipolar holy crap Suzumiya GLARE]

Shut up.

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[identity profile] secondinnis.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh dear, at least she's had a bit worse. Still, cue apologetic flailing.]

I'm sorry! Um, I was just worried.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
[GRUNT. What is it with people and doing that when he glares. Jeez. Cripes.]

...Whatever.

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[identity profile] secondinnis.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
[He needs to look into a mirror next time he does that.]

Um! I'm very sorry!

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Shut up! Jeez! You say you're sorry and then you're sorry and then if it's shrugged off that means your still sorry! What's with apologizing again after you already established that you're sorry?! Jeez! I even said it was fine, whatever, and then you press the point a bit more, what kinda idiot are you?!

[/flawless logic]

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[identity profile] secondinnis.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey, stop sounding frighteningly like Haseo.]

Right! I'm sor--

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[identity profile] secondinnis.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Um, right. I'll stop bothering you.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
...Whatever. Jeez..

[HARUKI SUZUMIYA: Bearer of no people skills]

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[identity profile] secondinnis.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Okay.

[pfft, expect to not be approached by Atoli for a bit now.]