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Haruki Suzumiya ([personal profile] deusexhormones) wrote2009-07-11 02:47 pm

Forty-Seventh Explosion

[Written // Private // 75% Unhackable]

...Love really sucks, doesn't it? It's still a total waste of time and it makes no sense and it hurts and this is stupid. Jeez. This place sucks even more though. I've only been here a year and I might as well have aged six. ...This sucks. This really sucks.

[Voiced]

Oi! Luceti! Did you all enjoy Tenabata?! Expect you wishes to come true in sixteen or twenty-five years! After all, Altair and Vega are respectively twenty-five and sixteen life-years from Earth, and seeing as how it's an Earth holiday even if the stars are different here I'm sure the message'll beam in the same amount of them. And that's according to the theory of relativity! I'm sure Orihime and Hikoboshi can ignore that stuff. I mean they're gods, right? It's like a two for one deal! 'Sides, no rain at all. I'm sure they had a nice romantic night back then.

[...He pauses here. He seems to consider saying more, and then makes a malcontent sigh] Yeah. A really good night for them, I'm sure they'll listen. Walter, Rika, Shiki, Angel, all you guys, I'm sure it'll come true. Maybe Altair's even closer here. [And then he grunts and shuts the journal]

[Action // For Neku in particular]

[It is about midnight. House #10 is supposed to be all peaceful and quiet now, right? WELL NOT SO. Haruki Suzumiya is quite awake and he's got a mission in mind. A mission that prompts him to knock on Neku's door at this ungodly hour. If he doesn't answer he'll just open it on up too]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
For the Earth to revolve around me.

[Or as a psychic and no one else might read it: "To be a special person."

Or at least that's one of his two]

[identity profile] kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't that kinda selfish?

[identity profile] kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess I'm just as guilty...

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-15 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
...That seems to be a theme. Jeez.

[identity profile] kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com 2009-07-15 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Well... some people just have bad luck and need a little divine intervention...

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-15 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
...That's stupid. You're cute and stuff.

[identity profile] kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com 2009-07-15 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Well... but... all the guys I like are jerks or... dating another guy...

Well... except one but...

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-15 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[...What]

Then just got out with someone if you wanna.

[identity profile] kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Well... You and I only just started getting along not long ago...

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
...What's that even go to do with anything?

[identity profile] kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com 2009-07-18 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait... you seriously don't get it?

[identity profile] kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com 2009-07-18 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You said... "Just date someone" and I said "We only started getting along."

...c'mon Haruki...

[identity profile] kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com 2009-07-18 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
W-What do you mean "what the hell!"? ...I think I like you...

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
So what ever happened with Rohan anyway?

[identity profile] kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
He's a little more interested in someone else...

[identity profile] kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
S-seriously? You're not getting it again? Do I really have to be that blunt with you?

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