deusexhormones: (Lost and damaged)
Haruki Suzumiya ([personal profile] deusexhormones) wrote2009-07-11 02:47 pm

Forty-Seventh Explosion

[Written // Private // 75% Unhackable]

...Love really sucks, doesn't it? It's still a total waste of time and it makes no sense and it hurts and this is stupid. Jeez. This place sucks even more though. I've only been here a year and I might as well have aged six. ...This sucks. This really sucks.

[Voiced]

Oi! Luceti! Did you all enjoy Tenabata?! Expect you wishes to come true in sixteen or twenty-five years! After all, Altair and Vega are respectively twenty-five and sixteen life-years from Earth, and seeing as how it's an Earth holiday even if the stars are different here I'm sure the message'll beam in the same amount of them. And that's according to the theory of relativity! I'm sure Orihime and Hikoboshi can ignore that stuff. I mean they're gods, right? It's like a two for one deal! 'Sides, no rain at all. I'm sure they had a nice romantic night back then.

[...He pauses here. He seems to consider saying more, and then makes a malcontent sigh] Yeah. A really good night for them, I'm sure they'll listen. Walter, Rika, Shiki, Angel, all you guys, I'm sure it'll come true. Maybe Altair's even closer here. [And then he grunts and shuts the journal]

[Action // For Neku in particular]

[It is about midnight. House #10 is supposed to be all peaceful and quiet now, right? WELL NOT SO. Haruki Suzumiya is quite awake and he's got a mission in mind. A mission that prompts him to knock on Neku's door at this ungodly hour. If he doesn't answer he'll just open it on up too]
blackteriques: (Arms crossed)

[voice]

[personal profile] blackteriques 2009-07-11 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[pretty much accidental and spoken under his breath] Sixteen or twenty-five years. Hmph... Wonderful. Unsurprisingly useless.

[identity profile] secondinnis.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
The festival for Tanabata was a really good idea!


((ooc: it is okay if she hacks? She'd only catch the words 'love' and 'sucks'))

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Course it was!

[Perfectly acceptable!]

[identity profile] secondinnis.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Was it your idea, Haruki?
blackteriques: (Serious)

[voice]

[personal profile] blackteriques 2009-07-11 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[pause. uh. what. ...crap.]

There's no telling where you'll be in sixteen or twenty-five years.

[voice]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Heh. Like he doesn't know that] 'Course there isn't. Guess that's why it's supposed to be fairly general.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Who else? I mean I am the chief of the SOS-Brigade.

[identity profile] secondinnis.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
The what?

[identity profile] most-talented.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
So what did you wish for?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
The SOS-Brigade.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
...Stuff. What about you?

[identity profile] secondinnis.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
What's that?
blackteriques: (Arms crossed)

[voice]

[personal profile] blackteriques 2009-07-11 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Fairly general"?

[identity profile] most-talented.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Promise not to tease?

[voice]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Just like... things you know you won't stop wanting, or something. [...Grunt] Hopes for the future, I guess.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
...Sure, whatever. Why would I? A wish's a wish's a wish.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It's pretty much the best club ever invented.

[identity profile] secondinnis.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
It is?

[identity profile] most-talented.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I wished for a husband boyfriend.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Hah. Fortunately, Haruki Suzumiya is ALWAYS serious even when he's being absurd, so he doesn't like laugh at that or anything. Still, on hearing this, he grunts and then shrugs a little. ...Jeez] ...Jeez.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I just said it was so it is!

[identity profile] secondinnis.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
What does the club do?

[identity profile] most-talented.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
... You okay?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That's such a generic one. Jeez.

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