Forty-Forth Explosion

[deusexhormones]

[Voice]

[...There's a small awkward cough, and then...] Oi! SOS-Brigade! We've been slacking off for way too long, it's time to get back for regular meetings! I expect all of you to report to the clubroom today because it's going to be a birthday celebration for Bunny, one of our senior members! I expect all of you to get her a gift and I expect all of you to bring some kinda dish! We're going to make this the biggest celebration she's ever had, as is only fitting of Luceti's infamous SOS-Brigade!

Also, for all those of you who are still in the dark-ages: The SOS-Brigade the greatest club ever invented, made to seek out the mysteries of this world and spread fun to everyone here who is in desperate need of it! What with all the kidnappings lately, that really needs to happen soon, so everyone look forward to our next event!

...Jeez it's hot today. Oi! Walter! You finish that window yet? Better have... Oh and Shiki? Where the hell are you?! Jeez... Didn't come home last night and it's only your first week here?

[Written]

And then for those of you that are like "OH I WANT TO JOIN HOW CAN I?" It's simple! Just talk to me, the divinely-inspired infamous overlord of the SOS-Brigade, Haruki Suzumiya! As for everyone else in the BRigade? This is our current roster:

Haruki: Untouchable, unquestioned Chief

Rena: Honorary vice-chief

Bunny: Senior member/Brigade-nurse
Al: Senior member/Brigade-trap
Excel: Senior member/Brigade-eyecandy
Uriko: Senior member/Brigade-kickass

Tai: Noteworthy member
McKura: Senior-citizen member
Arthur: British member

Hanyuu: Brigade member
Rika: Brigade member
Yuzuriha: Brigade member

Also at this party I expect everyone to welcome Rika and Hanyuu! I would say Yuzuriha but... After all, they're our newest members! I also expect you all to congrat Rena for her promotion! [Ignoring that this Rena is a new recruit. Older members probably recall the previous Rena]

Over and out!

Comments

[voice]

[blackteriques]

The window is done. That storage room, or whatever it was you wanted, still needs some work.

[voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Right, so you can take the day off today. I'll be using the thing for the party. Less you wanna come, of course.

[voice]

[blackteriques]

Take a day off. Tch... I've got other things to do. [Besides, he doesn't know any of other people, so that would be a little awkward.]

[Voice]

[so_shik]

[there's an extremely long pause before Shiki says anything at all and when she does, her voice is pretty quiet in comparison to normal] ...I'll be home as soon as I can.

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...What the hell, Shiki.

[Voice]

[so_shik]

...actually can you do me a favor and come down to the shop?

[Voice]

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

What is our next big thing? And I'll be there today, definitely. [even though he has no idea who Usagi is...but eh]

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[...She's only your fellow member, Tai :| ]

You'll see! I'll be bringing it up soon!

[Voice]

[goggle-syndrome.livejournal.com]

[Well he's never actually talked to her so :|]

Awesome, let me know if I can help with anything! I need something new to do anyway.

[Voice]

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

[Oh god, squee.]

I love birthdays!

[Voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[Ignoring that this is an excuse to make something for him to be "excited" about, yes. He grins all the same]

Damn straight! Happy birthday.

[Voice]

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

Thank you, thank you, Haruki! This means a lot to me!

[sing-thrush.livejournal.com]

Alright, no problem!

[Filtered]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Oi, Al. You're the boyfriend, so you're on cake duty. I want the best damn thing you can manage.

[Filtered]

[sing-thrush.livejournal.com]

Alright. I'll go find a good recipe!

[voice]

[2ndunitcaptain]

[So proud of your resilience, he won't even comment about that senior citizen thing.]

A party, eh?

[voice]

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Yep. Her sixteenth birthday.

[voice]

[2ndunitcaptain]

Haha, well, no sake then. Either way, I'll show up.

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

Geez, way to drop this on me all of a sudden!

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

You can handle it. You're my Brigade member, after all!

[most-talented.livejournal.com]

You're really going to spoil her.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Birthdays are celebrations! Any excuse to put on a shindig for someone who does good work should be used and abused. 'Sides, it's her sixteenth, and she's got a boyfriend who doesn't have the balls to make a party happen. Might as well be me!

[READ: I've had a crush on her forever]

[most-talented.livejournal.com]

... Boyfriend? Is that serious?

[cherishedlight.livejournal.com]

What does "noteworthy member" mean?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

[...Who is this kid?]

Means that Tai's an important part of my Brigade!