Nineteenth Explosion

[deusexhormones]

Alright, SOS-Brigade, it's time for a role call! Please respond on a timely basis or expect a penalty!

Ahiru, you're my vice-chief, and I need you to report in to give me an update on something, got it?

Excel and Bunny, you're both senior members! Report on how the recruiting for the Brigade is going! Oh, and report in for confirmation on something, as well as getting your recruiting uniforms!

Rena and Leo-Kitty, are you guys dead or something?

Osaka, Killua, and Misa! You're all unproved members, but you're getting there. Please report in now so I can make sure you're all alive or whatever.

Bunny's boyfriend, Al... whatever you name is. You're a new member, report in now! You too, Noaya, that telepath guy! I decided you're a member too, so report in now to accept or protest!

Kotori, you still owe me dinner. Any time you're able to make it, head over to House #10, pronto!

And... Kyonko. I-- love you [That's so furiously crossed out it might as well not be there, but you might be able to hax it open] Expect you to be there for the dinner Kotori's gunna make, got it?

Got your orders, good! You guys better report in soon! I mean after all, you're all my good friends [Also scribbled out] minions!

...That reminds me. Geezer! Senel! Whatever your name is... rematch? Or at least a spar, I'll show you my improvement!

...On that note, can anyone here heal up a busted left hand?

EDIT: All all Brigaders, please welcome our newest recruit, Uriko!

Comments

[alliance-marine.livejournal.com]

I'm not old.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

You hair's old, you have a kid, you're married, and you're grumpy enough to be my grandfather. You're clearly either some prematurely aged alien, or someone who got using due to a mishap with a time machine.

[alliance-marine.livejournal.com]

My hair's normal, and just because we came from some other planet doesn't make us-- Everyone's an alien here.

[sing-thrush.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Huh, so you're Bunny's boyfriend, right? Al---whatever. She recruited you, right?

[sing-thrush.livejournal.com]

I-I'm not her boyfriend, I'd like to b--... AH! N.. Yes she did..

[cheerfuldreamer.livejournal.com]

A-ah, right! I'm sorry, I just got so caught up in taking care of my onii-chan that I forgot all about it. I'm so sorry!

I'll head over right now! Oh, I should get the ingredients first ...

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...Wait. Your brother's here?

[cheerfuldreamer.livejournal.com]

Yes, he is! He's still settling in for now, though.

[the2nd-kira.livejournal.com]

Misa is here, but not happy about it.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Excellent! I'll be getting Ahiru's measurements soon enough, so be ready.

[kz-assassin.livejournal.com]

I'm here, you perverted tono.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

You stalking me again?

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

Confirmation for something? What something? A-And recruiting is DOWN, HARUKI, DOWN! I haven't really bee--People don't seem to want to join!

...What uniforms?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Well then you just need to work harder, don't you?! That's precisely why I got the uniforms!

[therisen-sun.livejournal.com]

W-what? I'm not...

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

You're living a boring and solitary life, right? Might as well do something exciting.

[Haruki only spoke with him... once. I'll write that off as him not caring all that much about the name. Funnier that way]

I can't help myself sometimes.

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

Where else would I be?

What a fail!hiatus.

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

...Iunno.

I worry that-- Damn aliens.

[i-is-a-dreamer.livejournal.com]

Osaka reporting for duty, sir!

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Excellent! What've you been up to, Osaka?

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

Uhm... you said I was a member right?

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Damn straight!

[alchemielemon.livejournal.com]

Uniforms~~~???

[god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com]

Exactly! What better way to throw out advertisement then to bring out eye-catching uniforms?!