deusexhormones | Fifteenth Explosion

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[There's still slight slurring in his voice, but you can make out what he's saying]

Oh, this is awesome! Green hair is a little mundane, but it certainly livens up the mood really fast! And seeing that geezer [That's you, Senel. ...Lol] with green hair is just classic! Oi, SOS-Brigade, I think we need to step up and make our own Luceti-wide prank in future!

Speaking of which...ATTENTION REMAINING MEMBERS OF THE SOS-BRIGADE! Our numbers have been thinned a lot recently, and the only new recruit we have at the moment is Osaka. Other than that, I've lost two maids, a cat-boy, and all sorts of other things! Well, now that your glorious leader has finally recovered I think it's about time for that lake retreat. Be ready to move out in two days, complete with tents and food, and I'll even forgive those of you that failed to get me anything while I was in the clinic! Do I make myself clear?!

Ahiru, that means that you should clear things up with your boyfriend now

That said, We should also get together a baseball team. Don't you think that would be awesome?! But we'll need more people for baseball, so...

ATTENTION NON-EMO-DEMON MEMBERS OF LUCETI!! THIS IS HARUKI SUZUMIYA, THE ULTRA-DIRECTOR OF THE SOS-BRIGADE WITH AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! The divinely-inspired SOS-Brigade is once more recruiting members for its ranks! We seek to ensure that all people here lead interesting and fun lives, and seek out the strangest of the strange things to be found in Luceti! You know... things which don't have to do with the damn aliens.

Oh, that reminds me! Do there happen to by any telepaths laying around that I could talk to?

...Hey, Kyonko. How's your idiot friend?

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Who are you calling an idiot, brat?!

You, idiot.

ARGH!! Misa is not an idiot!! [[Misa wants to strangle him.]]

You brat! Can't you be more pleasant?

Whatever. Kyonko said you're doing better, guess you are.

Yes I am. Thank you. [[Thank you sounds sarcastic.]] You're lucky the bruise you made didn't last long.

It didn't? Jeez, I need to work on my ambidexterity then. You're think training with an assassin and all I'd be able to wind you and leave a mark. Must've missed or something...

Not only are you a brat, but you're a conceited brat. You need more training then, BRAT! SHHEEshhh... wile your at it, take a personality development course and do us all a favor!!

Why don't you do the same, it'd sure give my henchwoman less of a hassle, idiot.

Kyonko-chan deserves better than to be treated like a 'henchwoman.' Besides, Misa never wanted to hurt Kyonko-chan on purpose! You do! You're the idiot! Super-idiot in fact!

She deserves better than a headstrong suicidal idiot as a friend too.

Oh, wait, I've been meaning to ask -- you make clothes, right?

Ouch. Touché, Haruki.

Eh? Yes... why do you want to know? [[Mias actually sounded worried, not really wanting to know what he was up to or to be any part of it.]]

[Haruki is nothing if not harsh. But hey, Misa isn't that bad to him]

Seeing as how you're using my henchwoman as a model anyway, I've got some designs for you to put together.

[[Misa doesn't think he is that bad either, but that didn't make her like him any better.]]

....

If they are designs for lingeries, forget it, Haruki.

Where's the fun in that? She doesn't have boobs anyway, so there's no point. [...It's hard to tell, but his voice does have some lamentation in there. As if he wishes for her to grow some daily]

No, I've already got a collection of things for her, but I'm thinking something more mascot-y. Like American-style cheerleader uniforms. I can't seem to find any with his chest size which aren't in kid-sizes aside from that.

[[Misa is shocked. Where in the world was Haruki looking, Kyonko might not want to hit him, but she did. Grinding her teeth.]] You'd be surprised. With the right design, I can make Kyonko-chan sexy if I wanted to.

[[Now this is a subject Misa liked.]] Wah! Misa can do that! Misa already finished the kitty-maid costume that she planned... [[She just keeps forgetting to give it to Kyonko.]] That sounds interesting!

...Right, I'll believe it when I see it. [He does believe, of course... he just wants to see it. L-lol. O Haruki]

Kitty-maid?! I'll be needing to see that one, she could match with Leo-Kitty if he's still alive here somewhere.

[[Haruki, you pervert. You just manipulated Misa to take the challenge. She is going to kill you when she finds out.]] You idiot! Misa is going to make you eat your words!

[[Poor Kyonko... xD]]

Leo-kitty? Misa's never met him. Sure. It's at home, Misa finished it a coupe of weeks ago. [[Grins]] It is only the beginning.

[Mission accomplished]

Hey, I should learn a little more about clothing design. I've got sewing down, but I never really put it all together. Back home it was usually easier just to get shopkeepers to give you things. [Haruki's a prodigy at whatever he does anyway, one of those people. Give him a week with anyone who knows what they're doing tutoring and I'll be a master... lol]

Yean, Leon D. something another. He's a little 12-year old kid with blue hair and real cat ears!

Hmmmm... maybe Misa can help you with that... Misa's working on making her own line of clothing here in Luceti. Misa's going to have a fashion show once Misa finishes the designs.

[[Misa doesn't like Haruki butt if he gives fashion a bad name, she'd strangle him.]]

EHHHH???!! Really? Misa's heard of him. He lives with Quatre, right? Quatre talked about him once, but Mias's never met him.

Really? Awesome! Those can be pretty interesting, sometimes. You got another models for that, though? As payment for giving me pointers I could offer up some of my henchmen...

Yeah, that guy! He's been MIA for a while though.

Hmmm... Kyonko-chan is already one of course, but Misa's been so busy working on designs she hasn't finished her list yet but Misa's working on it. There is Duo, Quatre... Zel-chan too... Hii-chan... Usagi-chan. [[Shrugs]] No thank you, Haruki. I'm good!

Aww.... that is too bad. Quatre made Leon sound so cute too.

Wait. Bunny's mine. You need to compensate me for her and Kyonko's use. I'm only letting you borrow them.

Yours? Since when can people own people? Eh? What are they your property??!

I own them because they're my loyal henchmen. You're taking henchman #1 and #4.

[[Sighs]] Misa gives up. You're giving Misa a headache...

Misa will tell you, Kyonko and Usagi-chan the details later. This green showers will delay Misa's fashion show more... but it will happen...

Byebye, Haruki.

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