Give me one good reason why I should listen to you! Sorry, Haruki. You don't have that kind of authority over me. I'm part of Haruhi Suzumiya's Brigade, not Haruki Suzumiya's.

I'm screwed! What am I doing? It's not like the guy actually did anything wrong! He didn't even manhandle me like Haruhi does! He's just being pushy! Whoever's controlling me, I'd like my body back, thanks!